You'll never guess what happened to me!

Welcome to my little hole of insanity. At the moment you can see that there isn't really much here, but soon it will no longer be a little hole but a large pit full of snakes and mutated fan boys who are pining for the Limited edition copies Sonic Adventure 2! Then I shall strike and sweep away all the sanity that has plauged the earth since the dawn of time! Mwhahahahaha! Be afraid ... or if you don't wanna be afraid, get a Coke and read this little piece of madness!

First thing to note about me is that I am very odd person indeed (which, if you've just read the above paragraph, you might of gathered). My interests vary from blue hedgehog's fighting evil robots to Blue Policeboxes flying through time and space to Japanese animation featuring lots of beautiful women. Yes, very odd INDEED. I also have an odd girlfriend whom I love more than anything in the world. I also hang around alot of odd people as well, if you wanna meet me or simply watch me make an arse out of myself I suggest you visit a varity of Sonic the Hedgehog, Doctor Who, Tenchi  Muyó!, NiGHTS, Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K) and Dragonball forums, I'm bound to be there somewhere.

My main nickname is Shorty, which was inspired from the UK Sonic comic character,  Shortfuse the Cybernik. My other user names are ShortyMST3K, futurama311, MST3KShorty, ShortyTurboHog and too many others to count.

My real name, however, I'm espically proud of seeing as my GF adores it. My real name is Neil John Lafrenais. ^_^

That's basically it. Enjoy your stay at "YNGWHTM!" (You'll never guess what happened to me!), but don't stay TOO long ... Heheheh ... Hahaahhaahh ... HAHAHAHAH .... BWHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Neil J. Lafrenais~~
"There's a chicken in my soup!"

Alright, dirtbag, where to?

Updates ... OR ARE THEY?! - Read what's been updated to this little slug fest.

What the **** is up with that name?! - A extended introduction of this site and it's name. Behold my weirdness!

"Sonic! You baka!" - Not very large at the moment but soon lots of editorials and reviews will also arrive! Yes! Be warned Sonic takes no crap from no one.

"Now, now, my child!" - The Doctor Who section detailing my favourite era of Doctor Who, the sixties! Doctor Who in the sixties had William Hartnell and Patrick Troughton playing the role of the Doctor in fighting off the first sightings of such monsters as Daleks, Yeti's and Cybermen (COMING SOON: Care for a jelly baby? and Porky! which detail the 70's and 80's periods of the programme)!

"Your thinking of kinky stuff right now aren't you?!" - The section for my favourite animé "Tenchi Muyó!". Learn to love this series as I tell you how I became involved with the show and how to obtain hard-to-get Tenchi goods in the UK!

"You know you want me, baby." - My Mystery Science Theater 3000 obbession is detailed here as I express my fondness for Mike, Joel and the bots in the form of reviews. LOTS of em. Watch out for my wussy fan MiSTs as well.

Okay, you've out stayed your welcome! Get outta here! - My links section, it's about time you got going, so I'm karting you off somewhere else! Go on! Get out!

Also COMING SOON!: Dragonball and General Animé sections.

Last updated: 5h June 2001. If any characters resemble anybody dead or alive, it is pure stupidity. That goes for the slacker, Neil Lafrenais too. The word n00 is copyrighted to n00 corp 2001. This website will explode nnnnnnnnnow.