an awesome guy in hawaii

Obscure Man Seeks Obscure Woman for healthy meaningful lasting relationship

Hello,
My name is... well, I'm not going to tell you quite yet. Let's make sure that we are compatible. Answer a few questions for me and we'll find out right now!

1.) Do you smoke cigarettes?
2.) Do you dislike people that smoke herb?
3.) Are you Christian or religious in any fashion?
4.) Do you like having sex with multiple partners?
5.) Are you fat/obese?
6.) Are you a gold digger?
7.) Do you devote most of your time to working/career?
8.) Do you worry a lot?
9.) Do you wear a lot of perfume or make-up?
10.) Do you have any STD's?

Thank you for answering my questions. If you answered "yes" to any of the above questions I'm afraid we would not be compatible. I am somewhat open minded and would consider you regardless of your answer, however I think it will help in narrowing down our decision to meet.

How about a few more questions? Pleeeese...

1.) Do you consider yourself to be caring and sensitive?
2.) Are you good looking and fit?
3.) Do you enjoy laying around doing absolutely nothing?
4.) Do you live in Hawaii (Oahu)?
5.) Do you enjoy "doing it" at least once a day when possible (or more)?
6.) When you are unable to "do it", do you enjoy giving pleasure to your partner anyway?

If you answered "yes" to most or all of these questions, you are getting closer to attracting my curiosity. I am assuming that by now you are getting an idea of what I am like... or what I'm not like. But if you're like me you will want some more information.

More Information:
Even though my life is somewhat high profile ( I run two businesses and occasionally entertain professionally) I still consider myself a very private person. Some people may be put off by my unwillingness to offer up personal information. But this IS the internet and until I've met you I'm afraid some things are going to have to wait. Also, this webpage will not reveal my face for sake of anonymity. For now just imagine Keenu Reeves with rounded features... more or less.

Stats:
Age: somewhere between 15 and 50
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 147+
Build: Athletic
Hair/Eyes: Dark Brown
Shoe Size: 91/2-1
Skin Color: brown
Ethnicity: British, Filipino/Hawaiian, Chinese, English, Scottish, Native American/German

Personality:
I like all variations of people places and things; however I like very little of any one thing in particular. I like Eminem almost as much as I like Ravi Shankar. I enjoy health food as much as junk food. I like being positive but find it a challenge in todays world. I hate cigarette smoke and automobiles. I love skateboarding and fighting (think Fight Club). I think I tend to care too much. I'm working on it. I think a lot. I'm working on that too. I'm a camilion. My coffee pusher says I'm a man of many faces.

Now... lets get to the heart of the matter. SEX means a lot to me. It's not EVERYTHING... but it's a big thing. So allow me to be blunt in this section. If you don't enjoy sex then you may not want to consider me as a mate. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a sex freak. But I do have a healthy sexual appetite. I would describe myself as a moderate romantic.

Sexual Stats:
Sexual Orientation: "Straight"
Size: Average/circumcised
Favorite Positions: bicycle, bottom, dogg, missionary.
Fixations: Oral
Orgasims per session: 2 or more
Frequency: 1-3 daily

OHHH my goodness. You've made it this far! You are definatly gaining my interest. Perhaps you're wondering what I'm looking for in a woman. Good question. This is not as easy to define as one would think.

What I'm Looking For In A Woman

I've dated many different types of women in the past. I've never been with a black woman but I'm not adverse to it. In the past I've gravitated toward my opposite, but lately I've been attracted to more exotic looking gals. Looks are only 40% of the equation. 60% lies in a good positive supportive attitude. I'm looking for a girl with gratitude. Someone whom doesn't take life, me or herself for granted. I don't have many restrictions other than the ones I elude to in the questionnaire. It would be nice to meet someone who is between the age of 16-28 but this is not set in stone and I'm sure there's 40+ year olds out there that could interest me as well. You DO need to have a nice butt. Moderate sized breasts would be nice but not as important. Other pluses may include but not limited to; long legs, long hair, pouting lips, long nails.

OK! You've read this page and you cant wait to meet me! And if you fit the profile of the woman I'm looking for, I am more than excited to hear from you.

So here are the last steps you need to take to get the ball rolling.

1.) Send me an e-mail with your picture. - You do not have to reveal your face until we meet in person. We'll have to work on the honor system here. Tell me about yourself, your likes, your dislikes, what you hated about your previous relationship(s). Don't forget to leave me your e-mail and/or phone number.

2.) Expect a reply from me within 7 days or less. - I will reply to every woman that e-mails me regardless if I feel we are a match or not. If I like your reply I'll want to arrange a meeting with you, perhaps coffee! First names will be exchanged at this point.

3.) Meet me in a public place and don't be late. - If upon arrival you see me and DO NOT want to meet, simply DO NOT introduce yourself. If I am not greeted by you within 20 minutes of our appointment I'll assume you are not interested. You may reschedule another meeting with me via e-mail if something goes wrong.

4.) LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!

I will keep this page updated with a progress report and any interesting stories that develop.

please note: There are a good deal of creeps on the internet. I'm not one of them (to the best of my knowledge). My intent is to find a woman that I can spend time with appreciating life and living. Although I am not completely closed to poligomous affairs I would prefer to develop a healthy meaningful lasting monogamous relationship (children optional).

Good luck... we'll both need it. First meetings can be sooo awkward.
Hopefully this webpage can take some of the anticipation out of the whole process.

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