MONTANA DIARY



Aug. 12th-Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here. The mountains are so serene and picturesque. Can hardly wait to see them with a covering of snow. God's country. I love it here.

Oct. 14th-Montana is the most beautiful place on Earth. The leaves are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through some beautiful mountains and spotted some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise...I love it here.

Nov. 11th-Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such elegant creatures. The very symbols of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here.

Dec. 2nd-It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won), and when the snow plow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I love Montana.

Dec. 12th-More snow last night. I love it. The snow plow did his trick again (the little rascal). A winter wonderland...I love it here.

Dec. 19th-More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I'm exhausted from shoveling. I need a snow plow.

Dec. 22nd-More of the white crap fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands form shoveling. I think the snow plow hides around the curve and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Jerk. They should use more salt to melt the ice on the roads.

Dec. 25th-"White Christmas" my busted rear. More of the friggin snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-gun who drives the snow ploy, I swear I'll wound the dumb bugger. Don't know why they don't use more salt to melt the dang ice.

Dec. 26th-More white crap last night. Been inside since Christmas Day except for shoveling out the driveway after "Snow Plow Harry" comes by every time. Can't go anywhere; car's buried in a mountain of white. The weather man says to expect another 10 inches of this crap tonight. Do you know how many shovelfuls of snow that is?

Jan. 1st-Happy Friggin New Year. The weather man was wrong (again). We got 31 inches of the white crap this time. At this rate it won't melt until the 4th of July. The snow ploy got stuck up the road and the shithead driver had the hutzpah to come to the door to borrow my shovel. I told him that I've broken 6 shovels already from shoveling the crud he's pushed into my driveway. I broke the last one over his head.

Jan. 4th-Finally got out of the house today. I went to the store to get food and on the way back, a damn deer ran in front of the car and I hit the bastard. Did $3000 damage to the car. Those dang beasts are a menace. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.

May 3rd-Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rotting out from all the salt they keep dumping all over the road? Car looks like a piece of junk.

June 1st-Packed up and moved to Arizona. I can't imagine why anyone in their friggin right mind would ever want to live in that God-forsaken state of Montana!!!!


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