"I hate getting quoted out of context!"
- Greg
"He's going to communicate through Hula Dancing."
- Dave, regarding the above quote on how Greg will
avoid it
"Two kids in the house all alone? Hell, I'm drinkin'"
- Greg
"Just keep rubbing it..." "If I had a dime for everytime
I've heard that..."
- Greg, then Ryan (Rubbing the wet erase marker off
the maps, pervert!)
"If Derek were braver, he'd stay with the horses."
-Adam, player of Derek, the brave as Sir Robin knight
"It's so think, it's thick."
- Greg
"The DM's initiative roll licks choad. I want
it put in the record."
- Ryan, when Greg's one beat his two
"Turn and burn!"
- Yogi (cleric destroying low level undead)
"Aaahhhhh. The deadly rump eating toads?"
- Ryan
"I haven't been able to unleash my weasel yet..."
- Ryan (about his ranger's "pet")
"If we can annoy death enough..."
- Stout (played by Ryan)
"Yeah, and we all know he can't keep it in his sheath."
- Tae Lin (played by John) about Nanook the Barbarian
(regarding multiple weapons)
"Oh look, urine!"
- Dave
"Do you want to shoot you acid wand?" "Hell, yeah!!!"
- Greg, then Dave
"Apperently I don't masterbate enough..."
- Dave
"I'm Sacajaweia leading Louis & Clark with a baby
kobald on his back."
- Dave, describing why his character (Melf) is carrying
the kobald baby
"Oh darn, I was hoping for some willy wounds there..."
- Greg, having kobalds attack while Nanook took a
leak
"Remember, I have an assload of herbs." "Assload
of Herpes?"
- Malin (Yogi's Monk), then Tarr (Lanse's Tiefling)
"Kobalds do it doggie-style"
- Ryan
"I'm all for using the Cone of Cold when somebody's
trying to eat me!"
- Floppsy the Jester
"It's a good thing you had glasses on, or your eyes
would have popped straight out."
- Chris, after Yogi found out that Marie's bard had
Protection
from Normal Missles and didn't tell anyone about it before the gauntlet
in Dragon Mountain
"I had some of... nope, drank it."
- Greg, responding to Marie's asking if anyone had
some Lytocane
"You just blew Brother Malin"
- Yogi (it involved a Gust of Wind spell, you
dirty minds you!
"It's either that, or a baby kobald gnawing at my armpit."
- Dave, player of Melf, who is carrying the kobald
baby
"This Kung Pow haw more Pow then Kung. Heck,
the garlic chicken has more Pow than garlic or chicken"
- Ryan, talking about gaming food
"For some reason, Derrick is enjoying the small dark
room."
- Greg, commenting on Derrick staying in a small room
with nothing in it of interest
"The new Time-Life series: Do-It-Yourself-Surgery!"
- Ryan
"I'm using my appraise skill and targeting Tylin's
ass."
- Dave, for Melf
"Are you seeping?"
- Greg
"What movie did you see?" "Saving Grace"
"Kick ass! Was Grace saved?"
- Greg, his wife Diane, and Greg again
"Are you sick of me blowing you?"
- Yogi, after flopping down a book a few time, blowing
over some minitures
"We need a Speak with Tylin spell."
- Brother Malin, while trying to understand Tylin's
pantomime (she was polymorphed into a spider at the time)
"I'm tip-toeing while crouching. It's doesn't
work very well."
- Jasper, for Nanook the barbarian
"Oooh! One nipple's hard - must be a zombie!"
- Lanse, when Yogi asked if Malin could tell the type
of undead by the aura he felt.
"You bastard! For that, I'm going to make you
grow hair!"
- Greg, for the were-cat kobald NPC
"And remember, he's also a client!"
- Floppsie, after the above comment
"Bigby's Rosy Palm?!?"
- Dave, commenting on the long lost spell by the great
wizard
"Hey, anyone know dwarven? Anyone? Oh wait,
I do."
- Melf
"Tylin is a pussy, let's just say that."
- Greg, just as John, Tylin's player, came in
"You're going to die!" "Why?" "You killed
my sister!" "That's not all I did..."
- a kobald and Melf talking while fighting
"Heal the cow!" "What?!?" "Heal the cow!!!"
"Oh, I better get a moooove on..."
- Tar and Floppsie regarding a cow the kobalds were
torturing
"I'll admire them fully until I kill them."
- Dave, regarding the kobald camoflage commandos
"Hey, don't fuck with my cow!"
- Tar, the tiefling warrior
"I'll be as menacing as I can be while I dance cutely."
- Floppsie
"Chris is the black hole of pencils."
- Ryan, talking about a fellow player
"Does that make me the black hoe of pencils?"
- Rie
"Oh, dots mean places, spaces mean nothing..."
- Chris, trying to translate one of Greg's map
"Do you know how much ass this kicks?!?"
- Ryan, twenty-something, about a power-ranger watch
"Hey, look, I got a screw!" "Yeah, but where
are the nuts?" "Oh."
- Jasper, Ryan, and Jasper again, looking worried
"The cow says 'I'll be quiet'."
- Greg, as the group considers leaving the cow found
in Dragon Mountain behind
"Do elves have belly buttons?"
- Marie
"You know what's left of Tarr? Tar!"
- Greg, after Tarr was apperently hit by a huge block
"I can trick him my sticky sweetness."
- Lanse, for Tarr
"Bullette Ballet!"
- Yogi, after Tylin transformed into a Bullette and
then slid
"We need 'wield kobald'."
- Yogi, when the characters are surronded by dead
kobald bodies
"I'm pulling a Floppsie. I'm a tasty meat snake
just out of reach."
- Brother Malin
"I'm all for Tarr doing bad things to your snake."
- Floppsie
"I'll put away my sword." "He relaxes considerably."
- Nanook the huge barbarian, then Greg for an NPC
"So, who did I just kill?"
- Melf, after reacting instinctually
"Oooooh, dwarf jerky!"
- Ganief, regarding undead dwarves
"No Jared, I'm playing with the big boys right now..."
- Marie (Jared is Greg's three year old)