"Yum,
Grape. That would go great with haggis!"
- Xattris (the halfling paladin), finding grape jam accidentily during a fire
"It's
the amazing migrating accent!"
- Nicki, about her voice for Herman of Herman's
House of Haggis
"Hi,
I'm the Arab Scotsman."
- Mike, visiting, about the above
"Why
do your eyes look like they are going to explode when you detect evil."
- Blix (human multiclass), to Xattris, based
on how Laura plays Xattris
"I
am the dairy mage!"
- Yogi (after someone tries to cast a cheesy
web)
"Sheep,
go to Herman!"
- Xattris, desperate for haggis, trying to
wake up the sleepy sheep
"Yes,
there goes the man with my pants."
- Blix, after giving spare pants to the naked
man appearing in town
"If
you have to ask, the answer is yes."
- Rie, after Yogi asks if his character Blix
is a bastard (born out of wedlock)
"He's
not little! He's about my size. Well, I guess he is little."
- Nathan, after argueing about the description
of Stephan, his wizard/sorcerer
"Great,
I'm looting this place, and I have no idea where we are."
- Blix, while exploring the Chaos Guild they
were invited to
"Let's
go to the whorehouse and see my dad!"
- Xattris the paladin
"A
trip to Mt. Hilt would take..."
"A while."
"... a while."
- Nathan, speaking
as Stephan, and getting "help" from Nicki
for info the character would know
"Are
you consulting the oracle in town?"
"No, I'd rather consult a worthwile one."
- Nathan, then
Mike for an NPC
"Wow,
I'm a jailbait rogue!"
- Mike, meeting his NPC
"You
can do a spot check, but it's going to fail."
- Nathan, letting us know if we can find something
"Wanna
trade?"
"Sure, stick it in my hole."
- Tank, the half-orc
fighter, about his greatsword, and Blix, speaking of a portable
hole
"You
wouldn't know chaos if it landed on your face and did a jig...
or wiggled like Mom used to."
- Xattris, to his father
"I'd
say something to Amy about this, but she's got that vacant look again."
- Blix, about Amy, whose player left the for
a ciggy break