"Ribbitate down?"
- Hop
"Awww, stick it in your ear!"
- Chorus of players upon hearing how the Malgrost
took a host
"Somehow, sticking their god in my ear seems
like the sort of thing I should ask my god about first."
- Mara
"So, it's as the worm turns, huh?"
- Tom, promping Yogi to prepare the pun die
"Hop gives Mara the ... toe."
- Lanse
"Their language sounds like a mixture of Klingon
and Swahili."
- Yogi, describing the language of the Anu
"He does this through ribbit and pantomime. I
really don't want to deal with it."
- Lanse
"He's an upstanding thief!" "Actually, he's getting
stood up right now."
- Mara (about Seglan), then Robin's barbarian
"Buzzy the Hummingbird, with a rapier."
- Dan, describing Seglan with Haste
"I'm just short by one!" "You're a dwarf, so
of course you're short."
- Thomas (on Stumpy's attack roll), then Yogi
"I've got an eyebrow singed. Cleric!!!"
- Seglan
"Seggy-Weggy!!!"
- the gleeful shout of Oshi, for which Seglan was
irritated by the group for sessions
"It's astrally delicious!"
- Thomas, after seeing fresh Githyanki meat at the
Great Bazzar, to the tune of a certain breakfast cereal jingle
"I've been waiting for this for a longgggg time."
- Seglan, noting that Mara was struck mute
"Wait a minute! I've got a weasel!"
- Burnie, the Gnome Illusionist, at a time where it
really didn't matter
"I kill bards and eat them for dinner!" "So you're
saying you'll eat me?!?"
- Seglan, then Oshi, the bard who is infatuated with
him
"You can't parry a feather."
- Seglan, while Oshi was attacking him with one
"I've had bad experiences with weasel-type creatures."
- I have no idea who said it, but it was funny at
the time :)
"You have to give us time to get used to 3E characters."
"Yeah! I have to figure out how to go from 'Rope Use' to 'Use Rope'."
- Dave (player of Burnie), then Dan (player of Seglan)
"I don't know, you can name your own weasel!"
- Yogi, exasperated, when Dave asked him the name
of his characters familiar
"I have to stop laughing and drooling before I can
write these down!"
- Marie, while keeping quotes
"Hey, why aren't you lying prone on the ceiling?"
- Robin, asking why the innate spider climber is hiding
the way he is
"Think outside the chest."
- Thomas
"You missed!"
- Stumpy, when he didn't get hit by the mage's lightning
bolt because he fell into a spiked pit trap while charging
"A barbarian rage type charge is always a wonderful
thing to behold ... from behind."
- Burnie, the Gnome Illusionist
"He's a Rake-ish looking elf, and like a rake, will
smack you in the face if you step on him."
- Dan, describing Seglan
"I thought we left her... here. I'm suddenly
a small dwarf named Stan."
- Dan for Seglan, upon hearing that the 'Sir Robin's
Minstral" type character that loves him was there
"He will display his six weasels to you!"
- Yogi, finding the results of Bernie's weasel familiar
sharing Bernie's 'Mirror Image' spell
"We are going to lead an expedition into the bowels
of the deepest evil of the kitchen."
- Seglan, explaining the situation to the new recruits
"The rearguard is doing just that job; watching Mara's
rear."
- Yogi
"George, Smitty, Elrond..." "ELROND?!?"
"His parents were mad at him."
- Stumpy, explaining to everyone else about one of
his dwarven followers.
"We are SO screwed."
- Dan, repeatedly, anytime Yogi opposes the players
with anything challenging
"Hop goes over to Mara and bleeds pointedly."
- Lanse
"Hop ribbits angrily in Elvish!"
- Lanse, realizing Hop knows Elvish for the first
time
"It's just me; I'm not being followed by the angry,
clanking refridgerators of death."
- Dan, for Seglan, regarding Stumpy's battlerager
followers
"...like a greased wemic."
- Lance, regarding how to get Tokkon (a wemic) through
the small passageway
"They portrayed the dragons as mearly gargantuan, when
they were actually colossal!"
- David, spouting his critique of the Dungeons and
Dragons movie, while the rest of us were ripping it to the seams.
"Protection from elephants?!?"
- Seglan, misreading a scroll of protection from elementals
"Um... I get popcorn?"
- Dan, saying what Seglan does when he sees the army
of 80 battleragers attacking a lone opposing Vrock
"Remind me to put a spitoon by that archway..."
- Mara, after realizing the portal out of her bar
is activated by spitting
"He's got the body of Conan the Librarian."
- Yogi
"Are we in South Central Forgotten Realms?"
- Thomas, mocking the accent Yogi used for an NPC
"You see an old and withered rider. He looks
like he once starred on Ponderosa."
- Yogi
"We are friends of his father, and SHE wants to meet
him."
- Mara, trying to explain the group's mission
"Half Dragon Bones may bring peace,
but the protections may turn a sheep to fleece."
- Result of a divination
"You do not have a polymorph to cheese spell!"
"Awwww, not even blue Cheese?"
- Yogi, then Andrea playing Athrill the Wild Mage
"Don't touch me if you are even thinking of something
gross!"
- Bryan, to his girlfriend Deb
"I smite God for his impudence!"
- Dan, after Yogi makes a bad pun regarding Seglan
For more quotes about this game, go to Bryan's Page.