Title Explaination

        Yeah, I know it's a kinda rude title, but it was made originally to combat my wife's deck, the Bitch deck (since original naming, her deck has now become the 'Pasive-Aggressive Wench Deck'). It is made up of all masculine characters (or those champions who have no gender but fit well with the theme). The second reason for the name is that one of the bastard champions gets stoked up and use him for most battles. The final reason is that it has this name is this is what the opposition calls you after the game.

Contents

Dungeon: The Enchant Land (DU15)

Rule Cards:
1. The Shadow World (BR72) [Goes with above card]
2. The Battle Must Go On! (DM100)
3. Forbidden Knowledge (4/494) [Hates spells, yes]

Realms:
1. Ancient Kalidnay (Ar92)
2. The Bipolar Triumvirate (TU04)
3. Cromlin (NS07)
4. Dragon's Refuge (DU28)
5. Haunted Hall of Eveningstar (1/28) [Silly Speed card, I think...]
6. The Horny Society (3/117) [At least, that's what we call it]
7. The Lost City (RR16)
8. Menzoberranzan (1/2) [Can you have a good deck w/o one?]
9. Perrenland (4/19)
10. The Spiderfell (BR03) [My vote for ugliest picture]
11. Temple of Elemental Evil (4/17)
12. The Tripolar Triumvirate (TU06)
13. Tyr (1/224)
14. The Underdark (TU05)

Events:
1. Barbarian's Charge (RR62)
2. Calm (1/400)
3. Cataclysm! (1/99)
4. The Caravan (1/319)
5. Complete Suprise (NS25)
6. Good Fortunes (1/100)
7. Slave Revolt! (3/202)
8. Temporal Stasis (Ar53)
9. Transformation (1/201) [Well played, one of the nastiest cards out there!]
10. Volcanic Eruption (RR64) [VERY useful, especially against "Song of the Dragonlance" players]

Champions:
1. Azalin (M8,Rv82) [Well, somebody needs to cast protective spells]
2. Azhul the Hasty (H4,3/266) [Keeps on going and going...]
3. Earth Elemental (M4,Pw60)
4. Falx the Silver Dragon (M6,RR31) [MY Magic Items!]
5. Greyhawk Dragon (W6,DM37) ["No, you can't play that..."]
6. Helm (H6,FR89)
7. Hettmna Tsurin (H2,1/172)  ["Da Craw!"]
8. Iuz the Evil (M8,1/167) [The original bastard!]
9. Joliet the Rash (H4,3/78) [Spoils!]
10. Korgunard the Avangion (M8,Ar75) [Really a vorlon!]
11. Tako (M6,Pw59)
12. Tasslehoff Burrfoot (H3,DL39)
13. Tithian (H5,1/301) [Terror of the Deck]
14. Tomkin Dross (R6,BR88)
15. Zaknafein the Weapons Master (H9,TU94)

Artifacts:
1. Axe of the Dwarvish Lords (4/457)
2. Sword of Cymrich Hugh (FR62)

Magic Items:
1. Bag of Holding (Ar28) [Get something out of Rule of Cosmos]
2. Clockwork Ogre (DU71)
3. Gauntlets of Golem Strength (4/185)
4. Kevin's Blade of Doom (3/206)
5. Net of Entrapment (4/169)
6. Pearl Pegasus (DU70) [Protect the Load]
7. Ring of Reversion (Rv63)
8. Rod of 7 Parts, Part 7 (Ar27)
9. Scimitar of Speed (4/205) [Anyone can pretend to be Drizz't]
10. Staff of Conjuring (3/105)
11. Triton Throne (DU65)
12. Winged Boots (4/186) [Run away, run away!]

Allies:
1. Athasian Sloth (4/230)
2. Flaming Fist (FR65)
3. Master Illithid (DU53) [I own your power!!! Bwa, ha,ha!]
4. Troll (4/249)

Wizard Spells:
1. Limited Wish (4/382)
2. Wish (4/384)

Total Cards: 62 (plus Dungeon)

Total Levels: 85

To get to 55, lose:

Barbarian Charge, Dragon's Refuge, Flaming Fist, Gauntlets of Golem Strength, Sword of Cymric Hugh, Triton Throne, Troll

Notes on Deck building

        The whole point of this deck is big, ugly attackers. I looked for champions that worked well for this. It seems to have worked out.

Note on Standard Play

        Keys are the Forbidden Rule Card, Azalin, and a killer champion with tons of stuff on him (best are Azhul, Zaknafien, and Tithian [optimal]. Keep attacking whenever possible. Also Iuz/Winged Boots works well and Tako/Axe work well (level 59 in battle). Also, Dungeon with Shadow World makes Iuz the Halfling a terrible thought.