A double dose
 
CLASSIC VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
long, building his house and laying up supplies for 
the winter.

The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs
and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The
grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies
out in the cold.

MODERN VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
long, building his house and laying up supplies for
the winter.

The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs
and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls
a press conference and demands to know
why the ant should be allowed to be warm
and well fed while others less fortunate are
cold and starving.

CBS, NBC and ABC show up to provide pictures
of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the
ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with
food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can
this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor
grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit, the Frog, appears on Oprah with the
grasshopper, and everybody cries
when they sing "It's Not Easy Being Green."

Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front
of the ant's house, where the news stations film
the group singing "We shall overcome."

Al Gore exclaims in an interview with Peter
Jennings that the ant has gotten rich off the back
of the grasshopper, and calls for an immediate
tax hike on the ant to make him pay his "fair share".

Finally, the EEOC drafts the "Economic Equity and
Anti-Grasshopper Act", retroactive to the beginning 
of the summer.
The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate
number of green bugs and, having nothing left to
pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated 
by the government.

Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the
grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant,
and the case is tried before a panel of federal
judges that Bill appointed from a list of
single-parent welfare recipients.

The ant loses the case.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper
finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while
the government house he is in, which just happens
to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him
because he doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related
incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken
over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once
peaceful neighborhood