Presents....

War in the Sanctuary


War broke out today in the Sanctuary.... again. (thank God! there's no other news to report.)

The war was between two groups that have rivaled since everyone was just a little baby. Even Felorin. These two groups, commonly referred to as "red" and "blue" used to fight in Checkers... but then blue got kicked out by black. They used to fight in chess, but then black and white overpowered them.

Just when it seemed like Black and white were going to take over the world, red and blue went at it again.

We have a rather large logfile, so we decided to cut out all the unimportant stuff, like the insults, the specifics, and anything the red or blue guys said.



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Vlady: Wha?
Philantha: HEY! Look who's talking Mr.... um... what's your name?
Philantha: Yeah, Mr. Blue. You should listen to red once in a while!
Reporter Larry: Hi guys!
Vlady: Who are you?
Reporter Larry: Ask Nicklas, he might know... wait, no he wouldn't.
Vlady: Oh look, another Nicklas imitator.
Reporter Larry: That's not what I heard!
Sanctuary: *boot*
Vlady: Who got booted?
Philantha: Not me...
Reporter Larry: Not me...
Inflatable Banana Spy: Not me...
Inflatable Banana Spy: Oops... hehe
Vlady: LET'S KILL HIM FOR COPYING RANDOMISM!!!
Philantha: YEAH!!!
Burma: LOL!!
Inflatable Banana Spy: No wait! I didn't make the Banana!
Philantha: Who cares, you work for it!
Vlady: Good one Phil_
Inflatable Banana Spy: Wait, I can get you the guy who did!
Philantha: And who would that be?
Sanctuary: Damn! I booted myself AGAIN!! What are the odds?
Philantha: Quiet, we're about to find out who owns the Inflatable Banana!
Sanctuary: You care..... why exactly?
Vlady: Well, I don't, I run a MUCH cooler website... The Soup Dish Times!
Sanctuary: You don't run that! Felorin does!
Vlady: Calling me a liar, eh?
Sanctuary: YEAH!!!
Philantha hold Vlady back and whistles innocently
Vlady: DANGIT!!! LET ME AT HIM!!!!
Sanctuary: Not 'him', 'it'. I'm unspecified today.
Vlady: Eww.. forget it then.
Burma: LOL!!!
Inflatable Banana Spy sneaks out without being noticed
Philantha: HEY!
Burma: LOL!!!



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Well, as you can see, we came REALLY close to admitting that we're run by Xelholimagog! well, bye!




Back to my House.