People hate twinks, and yet... There are so many around us. We at the Banana have seen so many twinks that it would be impossible to report them all, but occasionally, one will stand out among the rest as a "Leader of the Twinks" Occasionally we will do a "Twink Report"

In this twink report, we are told about an equine, who we'll call Bob, that disguises himself as a musteline and pretends to be the God of all Mustelines.

According to this report, Bob continued to declare himself leader and God of the Musties, despite more than 30 minutes of the musties trying to tell him otherwise.

The furres say that they would ignore Bob, but he would continue shouting bad things about them to people who passed by, so they were forced to keep listening, and arguing.

Bob stands out among the rest, because he continued twinking long after most would get tired. He succeeded in exhausting the mustelines, and everyone around. He gave equines AND musties a bad name in the same day.

Bob is classified as a twink in this case, by Talz's classification as a jerk. Talzhemir defines a jerk as someone who "Attempts to attack people at random, or sits in a bar being surly, provoking others into a verbal fight with them. Yells or tries to swear. Imagines that others don't respond because Jerk is so impressive. Acts as if the other things moving on the screen are computer-generated drones." Well, I'd say Talzhemir got this one very correct indeed. Tries to act impressive. Yup, acting like a God is kinda like that. Acts as if the other things moving on the screen are computer-generated drones. He certainly did that, by not listening to people telling him he's not the leader of the musties. tries to swear I didn't talk about it earlier, but he did swear very often, dodging the profanity filter every time.

I know, this wasn't funny, but I wanted to put it here to educate people a little bit about twinks. There are MANY furres out there who don't know what a twink is. Besides... this is an easy article to write!