It started out as a peaceful afternoon, the Head Banana had called in to work sick again, so that he could play Tetris. That's when he heard this weird patter patter patter sound. He thought nothing of it, and continued with his "work."

Suddenly, as he was about to win, hundreds of evil penguins ambushed the poor Head Banana, they surrounded him, blocked his escape, crowded around him, and then carried him away, chanting "Banana Split! Banana Split!"

After the head banana had been missing for 3 days, the evil penguins sent a ransom note, demanding that the other Bananas give the evil penguins...(with little finger up at mouth) 100 BILLION dollars, or else the Head Banana would become a Head Banana Split.

Fortunately, we were able to negociate them down to $20.00, then sent the money. The evil penguins returned the Head Banana, who other than being emotionally disturbed, and needing some serious psychological help, was absolutely fine. Also, while the Head Banana is still scared, and paranoid, and shaking all the time, I get to write all the articles!

WOO HOO!!!!