You may hear veterans complaining about all the newbies, and whining about the newbies whining, and complaining about every new upadate, and so on. But nothing compares to this problem. Especially if you work for a news organization like Randomism, The Inflatable Banana, The Furcadian Enquirer, or the Soup Dish Times.

What is the problem? There is absolutely NOTHING, not one bloody thing to report about, in Furcadia. There is NOTHING. We constantly have to make up our own news. Look at Randomism. They have NOTHING! Remember the overlord election? THEY MADE THAT! Then remember when it was rigged? THEY LOVED IT! it was in 6 or 7 randomisms!

The Soup Dish Times actually shut down from lack of news. Yes, you may have thought that Clawz just got bored or something, but no. He shut it down from lack of stories. Remember that story about Felorin and Talzhemir with the screenshots? LARRY MADE THAT UP!!! And the story about dragon breath being dragon sneeze? I think it's quite obvious now that they were high when they wrote that.

And the Furcadian Enquirer? Well, we don't actually know what they are, so we have nothing to say about them.

And last, but CERTAINLY not least, The Inflatable Banana. Have you noticed that all we've reported in this article is that there IS no news? Sneaky huh?

Well. That's all we could thing of. Until next time, don't eat Bananas!

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