As those of you who have been following this story for some time now know, Mustelines have begun to gather in large numbers in seemingly random places. They declared war on the Rodent population sometime yesterday, and since then started planning their first attack on the Rodents. Our reporters snuck into the meeting at 4:00 PM today and came up with this pic and this logfile.

Head Musteline: ORDER! ORDER! This meeting is now in session. Today we discuss the Rodent attack, then right after the meeting we attack!!!
Rufus: ATTACK!!!!!!!
Head Musteline: No.. I said AFTER the meeting we attack...
James the Porpoise: ATTACK!!!!!
Head Musteline: NO! I SAID we will attack AFTER the dang meeting!
Gobstopper: ATTACK!!!!!!
Head Musteline bangs his little hammer thing on the table: ORDER!
Mr. Musteline looks up at the head mustie.
Head Musteline: GOOD. NOW, we have a few things to discuss before we leave out the side door and ambush the canal furres. FIRST: Everyone give a round of applause to Fredrick Musteline for trapping a Rodent earlier today...
Everyone claps.
Head Musteline: SECOND: Stoinker has agreed to join us...
John James Joe Jimmy Jack Jones juggles!___
Head Musteline: Hey, stop that!
Binc giggles_
Fred Frank Franz Finn applauds JJJJJJ__
Rainbow Mustie III: oooooh!___
Head Musteline: Now honestly people, who is more interesting... That weirdo juggling guy, or me?
Mr. Buzzard: JUGGLING GUY!!
Merle: YEAH!
Sergent Bilco: Juggling dood!
Burma: The guy who's juggling... why?
Baru Kuma: My vote is the jugglin guy!
Martin the musteline: This is boring... Let's all go to the theater!
Melville: YEAH!!!

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Willy the Whiner: I wanna see the Head Mustie dance!!!
Joe Schmoe: YEAH!! ME TOO!!!__
Moron: Me too!
Roger: Me too!
Zoot: And me!
Nightshade III: I Wanna See Him Dance TOO!!!
Pink Elephant: Yeah!
Felorin: Dance for us Head Musteline!
Head Musteline: Oh all RIGHT!
Head Musteline tap dances.
Everyone claps.
Fluffy: YAY!!!
Head Musteline bounces around the stage.
Vlady takes a screenshot and a logfile to send into the Banana!
Head Musteline: Banana?
Head Musteline: Isn't that the site run by a bunch of mutated bananas that grew in nuclear waste?
Vlady: SSHHHHH!!!!!
Vlady: Don't tell everyone that!!
Joe Schmoe: Yeah! They might lose some popularity if people found THAT out!

Oh no... the secret is out! DON'T TELL ANYONE WHAT WE ARE!!!

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