Dragons are NOT the quiet, peaceful, funloving creatures that eveyone says they are. We've been trying to warn everyone of this for MONTHS! But would they listen to us? NOOOOOOO!

Well, now another innocent person was attacked by the dragons. Xelholimagog, often referred to as X, was tapdancing and more to the point, minding his OWN business in the Sanctuary, when he was suddenly and viciously attacked by three dragons.

They surrounded him, trapping him. When Xelholimagog begged them to stop, because he was allergic to dragon breath, they all cackled and sneezed mercilessly on him. This is an amature picture, sent to us by an eyewitness of this tragedy. This eyewitness is currently seeing a psychiatrist about the horrible events he saw today.

Xelholimagog began to sneeze violently. He twitched and shook. He gasped for air, but his throat began to close up. He collapsed onto the ground, fighting for every tiny breath he took. His last words were, "I'll....bet....this....gets....on....the....banana..."

It was then that his voice trailed off, and his tense body went limp. Xelholimagog the furre died at 4:42 PM Eastern Standard Time. Our only hope in doing this article is that there will be a resistance movement in Furcadia against dragons. DEATH TO ALL DRAGONS!!!!!!

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