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| Picure this... You are joining an elite team, SG-1, through the stargate. In front of you is a giant ring made of some kind of alien metal. You are being told to walk through this gateway to a world controlled by the YankeeCpt. All you are told is that he is friendly. This does not prevent your feeling of nervousness. You know the team has met many different alien species, friendly and hostile. Now, the ring starts to spin. |
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| The gate opens, and now it is time to step through.... It seems as though you are traveling the speed of light. You look at your radar to see how fast you are traveling. |
| As you exit the other side, you enter a new world. Good thing you exhaled before you walked through because your first instinct was to gasp for air. You notice this world resembles earth. You look around and can merely say "Huh? This doesn't make since". You look to your left and see Yankee Stadium. To the right is Rupp Arena, home of the Kentucky Wildcats. In front of you is Graceland. Elvis and Jimmy Buffett appear to be sitting on the front porch singing. You look back at the gate thinking of all the places in the universe you could actually visit. |
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| YankeeCpt taps you on the shoulder and greets you with a smile and a handshake. He reminds you that this is an electronic world. He offers you a free email account. To sign up visit Graceland, Wildcats.KY, or the Yankee logo. You tell YankeeCpt "The SGC has told me to take a photograph of you to enter into the computer as an allie to earth. |
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| You tell the YankeeCpt "Thank you" and ask "Are there friendly shopping sites in the immediate area?" The YankeeCpt says "Absolutely! The best way to pay in this area is PayPal. Feel free to explore these sites..." |
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| "Oh, we also have some great entertainment on our televisions." |
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| "TV not your bag? Try some of the best interactive competitive and informational websites I have ever seen." |
| After listening and observing YankeeCpt's interests, you figure it is time to ask for more information on specific interests. "YankeeCpt, I noticed you are a fan of the Kentucky Wildcats. By any chance do you have more gate addresses I can use to find out more?" The YankeeCpt scratches his chin then asks his assistant Craig to draw them out for you on a pad. |
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