| Hey Every1~ In case you didn't know, this is *Amanda*~*Manda*~*Manda Panda*~*Moe*~*Mandie*~ *Roadkill*~*Amandie*~*Manda Bear*~*Mofo Hoe*~ and many more! I'm 16 years old~ And my birthday is the same as Vanessa Gonzalez's (*GoNzO*)...and if you dont know when that is.. well its September 20th 1986. I'm a *ViRgO BaBy*! I live in Elk Grove (*EG 4 short*)! I'm a sophomore @ EGHS! I'm ~BoYFriEnDLeSs~ and not likin n e 1 either! Some of my hobbies are sports, shopping, guyz, AOL, hangin wit my friends, talkin wit my buddiez on the phone, *Luv ya all* party'n, chillin, listenin' 2 music~ and much more! I have *~*BaBy BLuE EyEz*~* and brown hair wit lighter highlightz. I'm about 6'0"! anything else just email me! |
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| ~*~*ShOuT OuTz ~n~ iNsiDe JoKeS*~*~ |
| ~*~* MaNdA's PaGe *~*~ |
| Jacki~ K K Cool Cop fricken chicken hehe I no rite! Seriously? ASS~PER~GAS umm.. CLICK! Extra sensitve commerical, next caller please! Landing is always better then takin off because the "captain" always calls for a long and rough landing! *puy puy* I want my BICYCLE ....BICYCLE....BICYCLE! What time is it? Oh~ its 10:30! Our fave movie is about 2 start! oh wait (movie) music...(jacki) snore... (movie) music...(jacki) snore...! Gay European Guy: Hello Jacki! Jacki: Who is this Gay European Guy: This is Homoashhsa! Jacki: Where do u live? Gay European Guy: Europe. Jacki: I live in Illinios. Gay European Guy: We have every class 2gether! Jacki: But I live in Illionis. Gay European Guy: We have every class 2gether! Jacki: IM IN ILLINOIS! Gay European Guy: We have every class 2gether! Jacki: Ok~ I'm offically freaked out over here! yea umm.. CLICK! 2t2tat! haha! Stop it u tittie shaker! So..wat r u gnna do? go straight 2 the horse..and ride the pony? haha! 2BC! |
| Shaniya~ Oh no~ ur not using Alex 2 blow dry ur hair again, r u ? hehe! I do not know...why dont u check the yellow pages or sumthin'! I dunno..STOOPID! *Ring Ring*~ Mrs. Shaniya's Mommy: Hello. Me: Is Shaniya there? Mrs. Shaniya's Mommy: Oh Shaniya?...no, she's in the shower! haha! Ghetto Grandma high on frosting take 17! Shaniya~ Stay Gold! haha *LYL* |
| Sarah~ So~ r u likin n e 1 besides ur HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND and GUY ON THE SIDE? haha! Sarah-Shes hott! Biermann- Shes sexy! =-) Im not MIKE! Dont b lookin' out da window! haha jp! Luv yA ! |
| Mandy~ HEY HEY! we have an inside joke! HEHE! I LOVE U SOOO MUCH! Pookie!<3 R.I.P. RiCkY AmUnDsEn <3 ..yEaH ThErEs ThIs hOmELeSs GuY ThAt LiVeS bY mE! =) |
| Jess ~n~ Steph~ Homemade screwdrivers are da best! right? I'm gnna screw u 2 the wall! Hey~ look! Barney is in the puddle! |
| Liz~ U have *PP* (pronuncation problems)! Yea~ u n ur gway sweater! or maybe ur gway sweater is waughing at u! haha! Maybe we should make Mike and Rino go all the way 2 my house..IN THE RAIN...just 4 those **GOTTA HAVE SANDWHICHES** haha! (you had to b there...otherwise u think we r psycos)! *HhHhHAaAaAyYYyY* I CANT CHA CHA! haha jp! *Hi, my name is Billy Joe Bob~ and yea..umm..my dad's in the crapper!!?!??! SLAM! hahahehe! MIKE'S A DICKHEAD! *LOL* |
| Mike~ Hey~ I like ur ring..OH GOD I WANT YOU! haha! Go be a fireman! wuT aBoUt Dat ChIck in WiS? DiD They gO 2 tHe ZoO?..S'pOsiBLy! ~MiNi Me...U CoMpLeTe mE!~ |
| Jodi~ aka Ghetto Jo aka Sheddin' Jod! Joderz! LOL! |
| Vanessa~ *aka* The Little Gurl Who Cried Bus! *GONZO* ur mah #1 Polarican =) hope u can handle all da balls! =) *I LUV YA!* i b holla'n atchu in dat tiiight shiiiit boo! =o) hehe! OMG--ThaTz MaT w/ 1 "T"! i jUst No It IS! haha! Ring Ring ..Joe! Look! Its Jose! cover ur mouth n talk! CPR!! ~*MFC*~ |
| Vanessa ~n~ Caitie~ Hey Hey We're the monkeys~ n we nrt monkin' around! cuz we r eatin bananas~ frum about a mile down! haha that was gr-8! LOL! |
| Will~ I did see Barney in the puddle! thats not funny! *Mr. Dinosaur* haha! Where'z Kivan in his 180,000.00 CaR? HeHa AnthOnY! lol! WhErEz dA PiZzA BiTcH! lol! *LYL* |
| Sam~ Hey Caba! Omg--we've been friends since we were like 5 n we still dont have n e inside jokes! I can be all ghetto too! =o) Luv yA! |
| Alissa~ Hey Dork! What happened 2 Barbie? Is her head still in the back seat of her car? haha *LOL* ByE bYe ByE!! FINE! dont tell me about u n Chris! haha LUV YA! |
| Karin~ Where r u n Greg going on ur date? BOWLING! Have fun at Murtle Beach! Dont fart at n e more busy boyz! k? No more spittin sour cream across the table at my dad! ok ok ok ok ! LIFE SUPPORT! no TV! Time 2 go on the Maury *FREAK SHOW* no need 4 that..u r ur own walking talkin freak show! PSYCO~FIBER~O~SIS! Go home in ur body cast! DEADLY PARK! Lets walk 2 IG~A...( no A..its aaaa)! Karin=Chocolate Milk Gurl ...Me= Gummi Worm Gurl! Come See Me and My Mates at Beautiful Carson park! dont b afraid of cars! and dont fall off ur bike when cars pull up! and dont laugh 2 hard if my neighbor decided to jump his lawn mower wit his truck again!! haha! backfire frum da cannon! I have 2 wait 4 the veichle to come 2 a complete stop b4 takin the picture! POLAK! DONT GRAB ME! Chicken Whooper! *bLAZiN SaDdLES* Welcome to the FABULOUS Ali-Ba-Ba Hotel and Casino! whochaseetoday!?!? Wnna come to my daddy'z place? Want some beer? *HoW YoU DoiN* SLIDE FUN! Cow=Giraffe, Giraffe=Cow-- Horse=Dog, Dog=Horse-- Deer=Cat, Cat=Deer! wHoA! MeSsEd Up AnImAlZ! WnNa MeEt My DoG?? uhh I HATE DOGZ? lol! DaMn! How Long Is He GnnA WoRk On ThAt LaWn MowEr! Y NoT JuSt GeT a NeW 1! TaCkeLiNg EaCh oThEr oVa thE reCLiNeR iS Fun! DAMNIT KARIN! DO WE NEED LESSONS ON HOW 2 PROPERLY FLUSH A TOLIET!! hHAHa! Letz ZiGg-ZaGg DowN MaIn StReEt WaTcHiN ThE FiReWoRkz @ 10 o'cLoCk aT NiTe w/ No ShOeS! DAMN ROX! SuCk Me CoW n B/Fer (BuTt FuCkERr) CoW! #44'z nAmE iS BuStEr! *LOL*LYL*! GeT OuTtA My ChAiR...DILHOLE! hAhAH SpY'n On Da NeiGhBoRs iS tHe BeSt! Darien/Derek whO CaReS! He'S HoTt! RRRRRR! IGA Applications!...umm no showers? hahah BYE! |
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| SiGn My GuEsT BoOk pLeAsE! |
| Dana~ DoNt WaLk By Me LiKe YoU DoNt EvEn No Me! hAhA! Ur NoT THAT bIg oF a wHorE! DuCk FuCKINg! hAha! |
| Melanie~ DaMn Her! ShE toOk My DuCk AwAY! =o) Chinga Mrs. E y Chupa Mi Pito! haha! LeTs Sit iN tHe HaLL..AGAIN! hAhA ! uR gReAt! GlAd We'rE FrIeNdz! |
| Stephanie~ hEy hUn! oH oHhh OhhH WAIT! uR tRyiN' 2 HaRd! LoL! LuV yA! =o) |
| A BIG FAT SHOUT OUT 2 ~Karin, Liz, Jess, Jacki, Shaniya, Gonzo, Gale, Kristyn, Sarah, Urvee, Mandy, Michelle, Mike, Sam, Heather, Amy, Steph, Caitie, Ariana, KT, Jenny, Abby, Sheena, Jenna, Lindsey, Gerbs, Joycie, Jamie, Brittany, Jenn, Missy, Sami, Jodi, Sean, Alex, Jessie, Amy, Jacquie, Alyssa, Alissa, Nicole, Aly, Dayna, Joe, Melissa, Fortman, Mike Dorus, Tony, Alex, Elizabeth, Sass, Dana, Melanie, Lisa, Sam, Kathleen, and to Eric (my brother :-P ) and 2 n e 1 else I 4got! just tell me and I will put u in! k? Luv ya all! *~Peaz~* |