| PICK MY WEDGI! |
| The one stop shop for all your lingeraish needs! |
| Pick My Wedgi, The best thing since Lice Bread. It offers many varieties of clothing to choose from. We offer so much! Oh yes sir ee! Pick My Wedgi is now doing an annual Fashion Show! When you want a wedgi dont sell out for those other cheap brands like, Curiosity Killed The Thong. Get the real stuff. You deserve it! |
| Want to find a PIck MY Wedgi Store nearest you? Just find the State your nearest and get there soon! |
| Alabama Alaska(currently remodeling) Arizona Arkansas California Colorado Connecticut Delaware Florida Georgia Hawaii Idaho Illinois Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisiana Maine Maryland Masachussetts Michigan Minnisota Mississsippi Mossouri Montana Nebraska Nevada New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York North Carolina North Dakota Ohio Oklahoma Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island South Carolina South Dakota Tennesse Texas Utah Vermont Virginia Washington West Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming |
| Well there you have it folks! |
| For more information on Pick My Wedgi merchandise or stores, please contact us at 1-800-555-Pick-My-Wedgi Or go email us at Jinkiez_01@yahoo.com |
| Other Competing stores: Curiosity Killed The Thong Wedgi World Wedgi Palace Thong-O-Rama Wedgi-Caos Butt-Place Compare the prices from PMW to all these other popular Stores! |
| Join Josephina Petunia's Email List, maybe you will be LUCKY enough to get an autographed thong! Petunia013@lycos.com |
| JOIN US FOR THE FIRST ANNUAL 2002 PICK MY WEDGI SUMMER SEASON FASHION AWARDS! PREMERING JULY 1ST ON THONGO-WEEN! BE THERE OR BE SQUARE! |
| The First Annual 2002 Summer Season PIck MY Wedgi Run-way Model Cool-Out Fashion Show , is sponsered by Pick My Wedgi, "Go Home Happy With A Wedgi" and also by, McThongalds, "Did SOmebody say, McThongalds?" and also by, Wedgi INC. leading corporation on Pick My Wegi stores. Hosted by Brenda Stone and performances by Ghetto Britney Spears! |
| Hilary Duff-"Totally awesome! Christina Milian-Wouldnt miss it for the world! Aaron Carter-"Dont miss it!" Shakira-"Looks and sounds awesome" Ill see you all there!" Patrick Starfish-"Be there or be square." Like Spongebob!" Willa Ford-"Dont be sad, be BAD." Eminem-"Yeah, yeah! I'll see all ya'll mother ****** at the show aiight?!" Fat Joe-"Free thongs and free jelly donuts!" Yeah now thats what I'm talking about!" Some Really Old Guy-"Uh....Rock On!" Freddie Prinze Jr.-"See me and the whole cast of Scooby Doo give a special performance." Ashanti-"Dont be "Foolish" Go and have a blast!" Fred C. Mango-"I guarentee you will have the time of your life!" Sir-Paid-A-Lot-"Yeah go see the show FOOL." Hey wheres my money?" Mr. Krabs-"Hey! Thats mee line!"Arr arr arr! Helga Pataky-"Great, see the show! I dont care! Is Arnold gonna be there? I-I mean not that I care! Bill Clinton-"It will be a wonderful show! You have to see it! Besides Im gonna be on that cat walk!" Everyone-"COME SEE THE SHOW!" |