Step Three: Unleashing The Beast

In order to get the orange juice concentrate out of the can, you must first open the can.  Most cans will have a plastic seal strip around the top of the can.  Simply find the loose end of the plastic strip, then unwind it from the can.  After the unwinding, the strip should be detached from the can.

Shown above is a good example of how one should unwind the plastic seal strip.  Notice how the facial hair makes the action all the manlier.

It is recommended that after removing the plastic seal strip, the strip should be cut into small pieces and thrown away in a nearby trashcan.  There are two good outcomes of this action:

The first is that you have the ability to destroy something.  Everyone knows (well, at least men do) that Nature is in this huge equilibrium, and that upsetting such would cause worldwide disaster (which is bad).  Since we are creating something (orange juice), it makes sense that we must thus destroy something (the plastic seal strip) to ensure the harmonious balance of Nature.

Secondly, by cutting the strip, you make it less possible for fish to become entangled in it and die.  It works with plastic six-pack rings, so it must work for this too.  Killing fish is bad because then there are less fish to catch when you go fishing.

Now that the plastic seal strip is off, you can now remove the lid.  Since this is orange juice concentrate, extreme caution must be taken.

Normally, pliers do not need to be used.  However, to make orange juice in a more MANLY fashion, the pliers make a great visual.

Now that the lid is off, feel free to reward yourself by licking the inside of the lid. NOTE: Do not stop here.  You are not finished.  The stuff on the lid is orange juice concentrate, not orange juice.

Proceed On To STEP FOUR

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