Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize that my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't u the guy from the Village People?
Hey, u must've been doing about 125mph to keep up with me.
Good Job!
Are u Andy or Barney?
I thought u had to be in relatively good condition to be a police officer.
You're not going to check the trunk, are u?
I pay your salary!!
Gee, Officer. That's Terrific! The last Officer only gave me a warning too!
Do u know why u pulled me over? Ok, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, i know there is no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
When the officer says, "Gee Son...your eyes are red. Have u been drinking?" u probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer, your eyes look glazed. Have u been eating donuts?"