10 camps you should take your kids to
10. Tommy Lee's --------------Camp Beatachickee

9. Lorena Bobbit's --------------Camp Cutaweewee

8. Tanya Harding's --------------Camp Wackaneenee

7. Austin Power's --------------Camp Shagyourbaby

6. Britney Spears' --------------Camp Singoffkeekee

5. Ru Paul's --------------Camp Beaheshe

4. Michael Jackson's --------------Camp Stealababy

3. President Clinton's --------------Camp Getahoochie

2. Ellen Degeneres' --------------Camp Lickacoochie

and the #1 camp u shouldn't take your kids to is....(drum roll)

1. Monica Lewinsky's -------------- Camp Suckapeepee