2. say, "uh oh, i knew i shouldn't have put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly everytime somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. say, "hmm, i've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shit! my glass eye!!"
6. say, "damn, this water is cold."
7. grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a heavy object into the toilet from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. say, "now how did that get there?"
9. fill up a large flask with Mountain dew. Squirt it under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "whoa! easy boy!"
10. say, "hmm interesting...more sinkers than floaters."
11. using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall of your neighbor. then say, "whoops....could u kick that back over here please?"
12. say, "whoa that sure looks like a maggot"
13. say, "damn i knew that drain hole was a little too small. now what am i gonna do?"
14. play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
15. lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so u can see your neighbor and say, "peek-a-boo!"