(don't take any of this offensively...it's not true dammit!)
Day 2 (Tuesday) - Buy S&M magazines and cut out all the heads in the pictures.
Day 3 (Wednesday) - Go flashing in park.
*Catatonia week*
Day 4 (Thursday) - Call Mom and make her cry. Threaten to Kill Dad.
Day 5 (Friday) - Masturbate all day.
Day 6 (Saturday) - Grapple with self-hatred and attempt suicide.
Day 7 (Sunday) - Stare at the wall and attempt to stop breathing.
Day 8 (Monday) - Rock back and forth all day.
Day 9 (Tuesday) - Drool and Hyperventilate.
Day 10 (Wednesday) - 3 p.m. Meeting with parole officer, KILL HIM.
*End of Catatonia week*
Day 11 (Thursday) - Steal Car. Destruct Rampage??
*Rape Week begins*
Day 12 (Friday) - Rape 2 Prostitutes.
Day 13 (Saturday) - Rape teenage girl and get caught.
Day 14 (Sunday) - Get raped in Jail by Sadist Guards.
Day 15 (Monday) - Escape Jail and Rape Ex-Grilfriend.
Day 16 (Tuesday) - Participate in gang Rape of Baglady.
Day 17 (Wednesday) - Rape young Filipino Boy.
Day 18 (Thursday) - Rest on the 7th day.
*End of Rape Week*
Day 19 (Friday) - Go to clinic for Aids test. Write to the President and predict his Death.
Day 20 (Saturday) - Terrorize Laundromats, Scratch butt in public.
Day 21 (Sunday) - Panhandle all day then rob 7-11 with toy gun.
Day 22 (Monday) - Aids test results -Cross Fingers- Kill Animal for Good Luck.
Day 23 (Tuesday) - If have Aids, Commit Suicide, If not, celebrate at Gay Bar.
Day 24 (Wednesday) - Slash throats of 3 drunks in alley.
Day 25 (Thursday) - Attempt suicide again, go to hospital.
Day 26 (Friday) - In Hospital, Steal drugs and take them all. Vomit on Nurse.
Day 27 (Saturday) - Buy High-Powered rifle, Mutilate left arm with pocket knife.
Day 28 (Sunday) - Take pot shots at cars in freeway.
Day 29 (Monaday) - Spend all day typing hysterical tract about revelation, sperm and gravity.
Day 30 (Tuesday) - Torture Neighborhood cats with cattle prod.
Day 31 (Wednesday) - Drink Virgin's blood to purify body. Hijack plane to Galapagos Islands.