August-Why do people like ice cream so much?

July-Women say I'm cute, but I have no girlfriend. What the hell?

June-What is sin?

May-What did you get me for My birthday?

April- How Many And What Type of small animals live in Tron's Fro?

March-Why?

Answer by adam bozarth

CUZ!

I knew that!

Febuary- Why is Elisabeth Costigan in love with me?

January- I sure do like this Ice Cream?

answer by Todd Peter

I don't have a dick.

Yes Todd. We know.

December- HOLY SHIT! How desperate must Trent be to go out with that nasty Molly Kindhart?

(Submitted by Chris Kuhn(Don't kick my ass Trent!))

November- Does this thing look infected to you?

October- You want a Fuckin'?

September-Where the hell is my cheesegrater?

Answer by Snorkle Dorf

Actually, the original question, as posed some old dead Greek guy was:

"Why IS cheese greater than [whatever]?

Umm.......ok?

August-If you ran as fast as the speed of light west.... could you travel into the future?

Answer from Scott Bartlett,

If you ran as fast as the speed of light, you're legs would melt.

Oh yeah.

July-If A tree falls in the forest, and it lands on you, will it rain the next day?

June-If it rained in a forest, and no one was there, would the trees melt then regenerate into a colony of evil beasts!?!?!?

May-Which of the three stooges was the real one?

April-Does god have feet?

March-Who put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop?

Febuary-Will You marry me?

Answer from Val g.

Hey about your question of the month or whatever it's called why for february if you think your a loser, why did you put will you Marry me?? but if I knew you and you actualy e-mailed me back and I lived in the same town as you and i was a little older I would Marry you!! bye bye

(^) always,

' Me '

Hoo HA! I'm the man! Looks like the loser is gettin the chicks! BLAM!

January-When did the phrase "gay bay" go out of style?

answer by Aaron Clark

Actualy, it never was. People just thought it was.

Now you tell me!