This is the story of the Potato Mystery!

I like potatoes. Potatoes is good. Smell the potatoes. I love you potatoes. I like to eat potatoes. I must eat twenty potatoes in one sitting, or I will be hungry. And when I’m hungry, I eat potatoes. Poo poo on potato haters. I eat a lot of potatoes. I eat French fries, tater-tots, tri-taters. Tato-skins, Tato-wedges, baked potatoes, mashed potatoes. Boiled potatoes. Steamed potatoes, fried potatoes. Red potatoes. Potatoes make me SMILE

I don’t like potatoes!

Well I’m gonna punch you!

NO! I hate potatoes and I hate you!

SMACK!

OW! I’m leaving!

YAY! Poo poo on you! Fat head!

SKREETCH!!! Virus detected! Do something! I’m scared!!

Oh no! I hate you computer! Kill the virus! AGH!!!

I don’t like to yell and kill viruses. POOP ON THE SYSTEM! I like potatoes.

Kill it. Poo poo on the virus.

No that’s yucky! Poo poo on you.

Ewww! I like tater-tots and French fries.

The virus wanted me to tell you he will leave if (I like potatoes) you give him some potatoes.

NEVER!!!!

BANG!!!

AGH!! I am the computer and you shot me!!! Hey! I like potatoes.

I eat potatoes and the potatoes turn to poo poo so that is why I eat poop too!

I’m in pain because I’m the computer and I am shot. Poo poo does NOT taste like potatoes!

Mine does! I eat all kinds of potatoes and poop.

I am a potato hater but I love poop.

Poop isn’t the same unless you eat potatoes.

Oh, well poo poo on you!

I am not thinking so!

BANG!

Hay! I am the potato hater who eats poop and I was shot in the face! OW!! I eat poop!

I am the potato lover and I shot him. I eat tater-tots and tato-wedges. YAY! I like potato poop! Hoo-HA!

I am Jesus, the savior, and I love you.

Do you like potatoes?

Yep. I am Jesus and I like potatoes

Do you like poop?

Ewww! No that’s gross! I am Jesus and I like potatoes and I do NOT eat poop!

Hello! I am Satan. And I eat poop, And I like potatoes.

Yay! I am the potato lover and I love Satan cuz he eats poop with his potatoes!

Come to hell to eat potatoes!

ALL RIGHT! I’m going to hell to eat potatoes.

That is why he did not was murdered, he went to hell to eat poop. I am the Detective, and I solved the mystery of the potato and poop eater case.”

I eat poop, I am Adam Clark and I eat poop

Good for you says I the detective and I like poop also!

THE END!!! I am the narrator and I eat poop-potatoes which are potatoes that have been turned to poop.