XWonka interviews Xwonka
Answers to questions and other things you might want to know.
Q: Where did you find the name XWonka?

A:Simple, one day i was trying to get my Yahoo ID, I wanted "Wonka" But that was taken, so i put a X infront of it. I was suprisied what kind of meanings i got from other people.... Here's an example.
--X is sort of like EX so you used to be Wonka but you retired or something.
--X like a X rated movie.
--XWONKA (Try and pronounce it as one word)

Q:Why do you call yourself a loser?

A: I already answered that!

Q:Why did you waste your time to make a website about losers?

A: What else am i gonna do? I mean i usually sit at home playing videogames......HEY WAIT A MINUTE!  I could have got alot of Video gaming in while i was makin this site, DAMN!

Q: What are your favorite games?

A: Metal Gear Solid: I mean what other game can you walk around under a box in? It's awsome!

Tony Hawk 2: I Got it, and It's Damn good. If you like the first one, you'll bust a nut over this verison. With the Create a skater, and the park maker. It's awsome. FALCO!

Discworld II: one of those puzzle games, like King's quest 5. Fuckin' Hilarious. Based on a book series by Terry Pratchett, it's freakin funny.

Q:Do you like the shirt i'm wearing?

A: Yeah.

Q: Why do you like Matt Cates but most people wouldn't wipe their shit with his face?

A: Well Matt is the kind of guy who you gotta know. Yes he is really annoying, but he laughs at my jokes so he's ok in my book.

Q:What do you do for fun?

A: You mean besides Videogames? Well me and my brothers do what we call "Voiceing over" Whick is where you just mute the TV and talk over the characters real lines. Recomended tapes are Mr. Magoo, Animated adventures of Dick Tracy, and really any other childrens cartoon. The more people the better.

Q: Do you have any recipes for cookies?

A: No