Huuuummmmmm it's summer ain't it folks. Yes it sure is. Summer is the time where everybody has fun even the losers. But not as much really. Cause we are always the ones stuck into going on those deplorable family vacations where everybody hates each other before the thing's over. Ya'know I think our parents force us into going on these things to get us to move out sooner. I tell ya I wanted to shoot my family a new one if you know what I mean. Yes they probably do that , because I tell you it works. I could not wait to get away from my family after spending an entire week stuffed in a three bedroom hotel room with my aunt and her hell spawn. Not to mention my brother and sister bickering at each other over why he smokes three packs a day. ohhh it was the seventh layer of hell folks. And I couldn't even escape to TV land cause guess what! THE TV HAD ONLY 13 CHANNELS!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was like the apocalypse. I thought I would never make it out alive! Which could have happened cause I flew in a plane for the first time. That was the only fun thing about the whole trip. That and buying whatever you wanted. But my parents are shysters and I only got three things, a shirt, sandals, and swimming trunks! It's just evil that when you're on vacation your parents are so generous with their money but when you get home they won't even penny up for a movie. It's doubly rough for us losers who don't get allowance. It's HELL I tell ya! I could go sooo long griping about my vacation but my fingers hurt. I hope you liked my horror story. You should feel special I usually don't talk about my family at all because they can get back at me so enjoy it Mcay! Also if you have any horror stories please feel free to email them to me. Please????

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