An apology.......
I would like to apologise to all you losers out there who have waited sooooooo
long for my next issue well the wait is over and it's summer so I willhave a hellofalot more
time on my hands. So no more waiting! The issues will now flowas constant as my
girlfriend's period:-( Soooooo let's get on with the articles!
The funky pants!
Do you ever go to ShopCo to buy some clothes? Yeah you find this shirt you find that shirt do but you ever stop just before you get to section where the pants are? I don't mean stopping to see what time it is. I mean you stop with purpose. You just pause right before you enter the area even before you see the pants and do that something special. You could call it a ritual, pumping yourself up, hell doin the hoky poky in some cases!But you do it, whatever it may be, just before you step, into the glorious section marked Pants! And there you find every kind of pants you could ever want Cargo, Carpenter, Camo, Blue Jeans, Red Jeans, Cargo Jeans, Khaki, Crotchless, Leather, Spandex, Vinal, That weird material that's waterproof but feels like cloth, anything and everything your eager mind could think of ! I have yet to find this mysterious place this place where pants are funky and always fit just right and make you look like a pimp. Yes you do this little ritual in the hope that just maybe this hallowed ground is just around the corner! But as always this paradise eludes us. Even I The King of pants have yet to find this place, but we keep searching for it! Hopeing that we find it and therein and discover the most hallowed pair of pants. Yes the Funky Cargo Disco Pants! yes the pair of pants that can get you any chick, any time, anywhere! Yeah the pants that could make women flock to you and men despise you. The pants that could start World War III. Then perhaps that is why there is not such a place. So that we cannot destroy such a gift with petty bickering, as mankind is so prone to doing. But still the suspense kills you whenever you turn the corner. Yeah you do that don't you. you do youer ritual and well I go strait to the left! It's summer moron! I'm Wear'in Shorts!!!!!!!!