Issue quote "Not in my pants Mister!"

Hey heads up. Y'know how your class codenames a certain action or fasion with a students name? Like Pulling a Matt French. In my class pulling a matt french is when you threaten someone else with a ballpoint pen, playfully of course.(heh heh) Matt wasn't playing when he dug a pen into cody's arm but don't worry he got over it. Anyway i'm the only one who uses this antonym so it condfuses everybody when i say it. I hope this clears things up.

Zestey!Zestey! Zestey times 2! A tail of two zesteys! Uno, Dos, Zestey!

Hmmmm.... What ever happened to that cute little chihuahua? You think they finally put him to good use? Maybe that's why those tacos are so Zestey.....I'm not putting down the new add campaign of taco bell but I just miss that horney little dog. He was so funney. Not that a bunch of guys yelling western names incoherently isn't funny but a dog that talks is way more funny. It's that wacky kind of humor like the penguin that harrassed the Miller Ice drinkers or the Frogs. The taco bell dog stood for truth justice and the persuit of a cheap chalupa. The higher ups at taco Bell probably thought he was getting to big for his pants and gave him da'boot, just like the Hardee's Star. Yeah a few of you might not remember so let me refresh! The Hardee's star was a pretty much a midget in a star suit that was voiced over by Norm Macdonald. I'm sure you'll remember this little saying, " What do you say we go have breakfast at Hardee's? Should I call you or nudge you?" By far one of my favorite commercals. This was after Saturday Night live fired him so i liked that Hardee's was giving him work. But you shouldn't worry too much they're just a dog and a midget...they'll find other work.

One day a guy was asking me about my afro. He said,"So when are you gonna cut it?" I replied "When you get that didlo out of your ass." He apparently didn't hear me so he continued, "Hey I bet if you shaved it all off nobody would recognize you!" So I said, " Nobody'll recognize you after I take my boot out of your face." He still wasn't listening. " Hey you should sell your hair to make a wig! You'd make tons of money!" I retorted, " Maybe you should sell your balls, it's not like you're using them anyway....but you won't make tons of money your balls are puny." He heard me this time. " Hey i was just having some fun Afro boy." He was really getting on my nerves so I decided to give him a good jolly stomping, but I was in the middle of class and I don't like to pull my punches. So I pulled a Matt French and gave him a shiny new pen in his forehead.

Please disregard everything i just said....

Next issue: Summoning the Dragon(heh heh heh)