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Hey any of you guys play Resident Evil?(heads start shaking around the planet) Well good at least some of you will know what i'm talking about. This ol title by Capcom was the very first Survival Horror game EVER. It made the Survival Horror game genre as we know it. My hat goes off to Capcom for having the balls to whip this one out of their butts. At the time Capcom was riding high as the king of fighting games. SNK, let's face it, Capcom put their boot so far up your hinder it's not even a question who the king of the fighters was.(Capcom) Anyhoo, Capcom was sitting here and the press was asking them "What's the next Street Fighter! What's the next Street Fighter!!!!" Capcom started to get a little ticked being badgered by the press when they had no idea what they were gonna do. So they turned to Ned from accounting.(fictional character) Capcom said "Hey Ned, so you seen any good movies lately." Ned being a big horror movie buff said he had been watching the Living Dead collection he had bought at WallMart. Then Capcom said "Bingo!" Ned said "what?" And that's how Resident Evil was born. Capcom got Ned all liquored up and picked his brain for information. Then Capcom took that info and had their story people form and mold it into a fresh and new story. Then Capcom added some o' their special game magic and Whammo gaming Gold.(booyeah) This story is totally fictional.......or that could be what the Commies want you to think!?! Personnally this game isn't my cup of tea....but i'm always open to new experiences.(note: I still think zombies are gross! That makes killing them all the more fun) Wow! that was my longest trip to another dimension!