[The scene opens up to the outside of the arena where XWO Saturday Night Shocker is taking place. We see a huge massive sign reading “XWO SATURDAY NIGHT SHOCKER:SOLD OUT!” The scene changes to the inside of the arena. The camera scans the crowd for hilarious signs, some read: “HCW: HOMOSEXUAL CHAMPIONSHIP WANKERS!” and “I SHAGGED SHAGZ LAST NIGHT” and “JOE INSANE & MY MOM MADE ME!” .We then go to the commentators desk.]

JG: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Xtreme Wrestling Organisation’ Saturday Night Shocker. I am Jeff Grey alongside Tom Timmons. Tonight we have many top class matches such as Cooler Vs Red in a No Holds Barred match. We also have a three way match featuring Shocker, Johnny Synch and Arkangel who compete for the European title.

TT: Don’t forget Jeff that we have Masochist taking on 411 for the vacant World Title. That should be great.

JG: Lets get to our first match that pits Cooler Vs Red in a No Holds Barred match.

RED Vs COOLER NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH

[The X-Tron suddenly comes alive and we see Cooler and Red battling in the backstage area.]

TT: They started without us!

[Cooler has a crowbar in his hand and is hitting Red repeatedly across the back with it. Cooler is badmouthing Red. Cooler picks Red up and Irish whips him into a stacked up wall of beer kegs. Red is now buried under the pile. Cooler searches through the pile looking for Red but doesn’t seem to be able to fin him. Suddenly Cooler is dragged down and Red stands up. He has one of the beer kegs in his hand and beats Cooler with it. He gets on top of Cooler and hits him with rights and lefts.]

JG: Red is in control.

TT: No doubt.

[Red goes in search of weapons and finds a trash can. He goes to hit Cooler with it but Cooler blocks it with a front dropkick.]

JG: Spoke to soon!

[Cooler picks up Red and throws him into a concrete wall. Cooler grabs Red by his hair and drags him up a corridor. He then throws Red into a vending machine. The front of the machine breaks open and mineral cans are spread all over the floor. Red is on the ground. Cooler pushes the vending machine onto Red. Cooler sits on the machine and the referee starts the count.]

TT: Great idea by Cooler!

[1…2…3!]

JG: Cooler has won!

TT: That match was great!

[Cooler gets off the machine and picks up one of the cans and takes a drink from it. He smiles and walks off. Members of staff rush over and lift the vending machine off Red.]

Announcer: And the winner of this match, COOLER!

TT: Cooler had a great strategy and beat his former friend Red.

JG: Exactly Tom, lets get to our next match, which is a tag team match between The Avengers, who consist of Joe Insane and Hazard against The Dark Carnival, Nasty Nate and Shagz!

THE AVENGERS Vs THE DARK CARNIVAL

Announcer: Making their way to the ring, the team of Joe Insane and The Hazard, THE AVENGERS!

[“Break Stuff” hits as The Avengers come to the ring.]

Announcer: And their opponents, the team of Shagz and Nasty Nate, THE DARK CARNIVAL!

[“Victory or Death” hits as The Dark Carnival comes to the ring.]

TT: This should be good, my money is on the Carnival, how about you?

JG: Definitely on Joe and Hazard, I don’t like clowns.

[Hazard and Nate start things out. They tie-up and Nate takes Hazard down with a hip toss. A sick smile comes onto the face of Nate. Nate runs at Hazard but is met with a drop toe hold. Hazard now puts a smile on his face and sticks his middle finger up at Nate. Nate gets angry and clotheslines Hazard. He continues to pummel him. Nate whips Hazard into the corner. He sets Hazard up for a hurracanrana. Hazard reverses it in mid-air and hits Nate with a diving powerbomb. They are both down.]

TT: That was a huge reversal from Hazard!

[They both crawl to their corners and tag in their partners. Joe and Shagz swap left and rights. Joe blocks one of Shagz punches and Shagz does the same, then Shagz kicks Joe in the mid-section sending Joe to the ground writhing in pain. The crowd boos.]

JG: Dirty move by Shagz.

[Shagz smiles and pokes Joe in the eye. He kicks Joe in the stomach repeatedly. Shagz goes up top and signals for the Shagz Elbow. Hazard pushes Shagz off and lands in the middle of the ring. Nate rushes over and starts brawling with Hazard. Joe climbs to his feet. He picks up Shagz and hits the Insaneylyzer. He goes for the cover…1…2…3!]

JG: Great way to finish off the match by Joe.

TT: The Avengers only won because of Hazard pushing Shagz off the top rope.

JG: Stop whining, lets get to our next match! This is gonna be great, Shocker Vs Arkangel Vs Johnny Synch for the European Title.

ARKANGEL Vs JOHNNY SYNCH Vs SHOCKER FOR EYROPEAN TITLE

Announcer: The first wrestler in this match up, from Belfast, Ireland, weighing in at 365lbs, he is ARKANGEL!

[“CPR” hits and Arkangel comes to the ring. There is a mixture of boos and cheers from the crowd.]

Announcer: The second participant, from Steel Town, Minnesota, JOHNNY SYNCH!

[“Down” by Fuel plays as Johnny Synch walks to the ring.]

Announcer: And the final participant in the match, he is a member of The Unholy Alliance, from New York City, he weighs in at 220lbs, XWO European Champion, SHOCKER!

TT: Here comes my pick for tonight.

[“My Time” hits as Shocker runs to the ring and the three men start brawling. Shocker and Synch are trading lefts and rights. Johnny misses a swing and Shocker capitalises with a belly-to-belly suplex. Arkangel runs at Shocker from behind and hits him with a flying forearm. Arkangel picks Shocker up and whips him against the ropes. Arkangel leaps over Shocker and goes for a spine buster on the return but Shocker reverses it into a sunset flip…1…2..Synch breaks it up.]

TT: Great combo by Shocker but Synch broke the pin up.

[Synch kicks Shocker hard in the head. Synch picks Shocker up and holds him up by the hair. He signals for a spike piledriver. Johnny has Shocker up but the move is broken by Arkangel. Arkangel pummels on Synch. He throws him into the corner. He places him on the top turn buckle. Arkangel steps out onto the apron.]

TT: What the hell is he doing?

[Arkangel grabs Synch by the neck and chokeslams him through the Spanish announce desk.]

JG: What power by Arkangel.

TT: At least we still got our table.

[Arkangel still on the apron raises his hands. Shocker gets back up. He grabs Arkangels hair and drags him over the ropes and into the ring.]

JG: He got took in the hard way, ha, ha, ha!

[Shocker now places Arkangel on the top rope and Shocker climbs up with him. He shouts out “ONE GOOD TURN DESERVES ANOTHER” and then signal for the Lightning Slam to the pleasure of the fans.]

TT: What the hell is he gonna do now?

[Shocker places Arkangel on his shoulder and hits Arkangel with the Lightning Slam through the English announce desk.]

JG: DAMMIT!

TT: For <beep> sake!

JG: What did you say?

TT: Ehh…nothing.

[Shocker rolls Arkangel into the ring and covers him…1…2…3.]

JG: Shocker has won!

Announcer: And the winner of this match and still XWO European Champion, SHOCKER!

[“My Time” plays as Shocker leaves the ring. A new announce desk is set up for both English and Spanish. Arkangel and Johnny Synch are carried off in stretchers.]

MATTHEW FOX Vs MR.FLIBBLE

JG- Well everyone, our next match is Mr.Flibble against Matthew Fox. I am
hoping this will be an interesting competition with these two athletes!
 
TT- ah calm down!!! I am sure it will be good.
 
Announcer- making his way to the ring, weighing in at 253lbs, and at 6’2,
Mr.Flibble!!!!!!
 
(The song Useless Man hits throughout the P.A system as the crowd reacts
with cheers as a determined Mr.Flibble makes his way down to ringside. Then
the song Whatever starts up as Matthew Fox makes his way down to ringside.)
 
Announcer- his opponent, at 300lbs, standing at 6’10, Matthew Fox!!!!
 
(Fox is in the ring and is staring down Mr.Flibble. Flibble then pushes Fox,
and Fox then pushes Flibble back. Flibble then lands a right hand at Fox’s
face. Fox then kicks him in the stomach and delivers a DDT. Flibble is laid
out in the ring when Matthew gives a leg drop on Flibble. Fox attempts
another one but Flibble moves out of the way. Flibble gets up and delivers
punches, and then a kick to the shins of Fox. Fox staggers, and then
attempts a clothesline, which gets countered by an arm bar from Flibble.
Flibble then releases the hold and delivers a devastating double arm DDT on
Fox. Flibble then throws Fox over the ropes and to the outside.)
 
JG- this is an exciting match no doubt. Both men have been going at it with
all there power.
 
TT- especially with that beautifully executed DDT by Flibble.
 
(Flibble then steps outside the ring and begins to stomp on Fox. Fox then
gets up but is nailed down by a Haymaker right to the Jaw. Fox staggers, but
then delivers a Power Clothesline, which just levels Flibble to the ground.
Fox then picks up Flibble and delivers a suplex right to the guardrail.)
 
TT- ouch, that looked Sickening!!!
 
(Flibble clenching his back, is then laid out by a belly to back suplex.
Flibble quickly gets up and grabs a chair. He storms at Fox and delivers a
chair shot right to Fox’s head. He attempts another one but is stopped by a
kick to the face by Fox. Fox then rolls Flibble back into the ring. Fox then
goes for the quick cover, 1…2… but Flibble kicks out. Fox then picks up
Flibble and delivers a brain buster, which just levels him out. Fox then
attempts another brain buster, but it gets reversed into a suplex.)
 
JG- wow, what desperation move by Flibble!! Both men seem to be out. The ref
is counting.
 
(But suddenly Flibble springs back up and pushes Fox to the turnbuckle. He
then taunts the crowd a bit before unleashing a barrage of punches to Fox’s
head. Fox then pushes Flibble away and delivers a spear to Flibble. Fox then
taunts the crowd a bit and gets them riled up.)
 
TT- it looks like Fox has got the upper hand here. I suggest he stop
taunting and go for the pin.
 
JG- you never did like taunting. Let the man taunt if he wants!!!
 
(Flibble suddenly springs up and delivers a spine buster to Fox. Fox is now
laid out in the ring. Flibble then goes to the turnbuckle and attempts a
flying cross body. But before he can jump off, Fox comes running and grabs
Flibble and delivers an arm drag off the tope ropes. Fox then picks Flibble
up and delivers a piled river to Flibble. Flibble looks hurt. Fox then picks
Flibble up and throws him to the outside. Fox then goes to the outside and
grabs Flibble. He is about to ram his head against the guardrail, but
Flibble reverses it and smacks Fox’s head against the guardrail. Fox grabs
his head as he falls to the ground. Flibble then reaches over to this chair
underneath the ring. He takes the chair out and delivers a chair shot on
Fox. He then gives him another one which busts Fox’s head open. Blood pours
out of Fox’s head as he stumbles around. Fox then goes back into the ring
and kneels down grabbing his forehead. Flibble rolls back into the ring with
the chair and delivers another chair shot to Fox, which causes Fox to pass
out. Flibble then applies a Boston crab on Fox and holds the move. Fox
yelling in pain, crawls at the ropes, which forces Flibble to release the
hold.)
 
TT- I don’t know how Fox is still in this match. There is blood pouring out
of his head.
 
JG- Mr.Flibble is relentless in his attack! Someone has to stop this match!!
 
(Fox is crawling around, but Flibble kicks him right in the Kidney. Flibble
attempts another kick but it gets countered by a leg grab-to-clothes line.
Fox then stands back up looking very pissed off. He picks up Flibble and
delivers a gordbuster. He then Irish whips Flibble to the ropes and gives
Flibble a monkey flip. Flibble stagers around. He then punches Fox in the
face and throws him off the ropes. Flibble bends down, attempting a flip
over, but Fox grabs him and delivers the Hard Times!!!!!)
 
TT- what a turn around by Fox. If he can make the cover, this will certainly
be a big comeback in this wrestling match.
 
JG- no way. Flibble is going to pop up with out a doubt.
 
(Fox goes for the cover on Mr.Flibble. 1…….2……..3…..!!!!!!!!)
 
TT- unbelievable. Matthew Fox has managed a victory over the stunned
Mr.Flibble!!!!
 
JG- I was sure that Flibble would of popped out.
 
Announcer- Your winner of this match. Matthew Fox!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
(Matthew Fox walks out of the ring with blood all over his head. He then
stumbles on the ground. Officials come and help Matthew Fox walk off. Back
in the ring, Flibble looks extremely angry. He then whips the chair down as
he steps out of the ring.)
 
TT- it looks like Mr.Flibble is letting out a little steam. Tough luck for
him. Well at least he doesn't have a concussion.
 
MASOCHIST Vs 411 FOR WORLD TITLE
 
JG- well on to our next match!!! The next match is our Main Event for this evening, it is a match between Masochist and 411 for the World Title.
 
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen and children of all ages, our next match is for the most prestigious title in professional wrestling today, this match is for Xtreme Wrestling Organisations World Title! The first competitor in this match, from New York City, New York, weighing in at 285lbs, he is THE MASOCHIST!
 
[“CPR” by Irate plays as Masochist comes to the ring with a look of more eagerness than we have ever seen before. He walks to the ring slowly.]
 
JG: Masochist wants this title more than almost everyone in the back. Except, for his opponent, 411. They both want this title.
 
Announcer: And his opponent, from New Jersey, weighing in at 250lbs, a member of the Unholy Alliance, THE 411!
 
[“Insane In The Brain” plays as 411 comes to the ring. He is not his usual calm self. He is more intense than he ever has been.]
 
TT: Look in the eyes of 411, he means business tonight.
 
[411 slides in. The two go nose to nose in he centre of he ring. They talk rubbish to each other until Masochist whacks him with a huge right hand. 411 steps back a bit and rubs the spot where he got hit. He looks up at Masochist and smiles. He runs at Masochist and spears him to the ground. The two are back up. Thy trade punches until 411 kicks Masochist in the groin. He piledrives Masochist to the ground. He mounts himself upon Masochist and starts punching him in the head. He head butts Masochist and stands up. 411 lifts Masochist up and throws him against the ropes and misses him with a clotheline. On the return Masochist hits 411 with a flying clothesline. Masochist picks 411 up and slams him to the ground with a Crucifix Bomb. Masochist goes for the cover…1…2..411 kicks out. Masochist stamps on 411’s back repeatedly. Masochist puts the cobra clutch on 411.]
 
TT: Lights out for 411.
 

[Prez Jason Marah runs down to the ring and slides under the ropes. Masochist lets go of 411 and kicks Marah in the stomach. He then delivers the Torture Drop to Marah. 411 rolls Masochist up from behind in a small cradle…1…2…3!]

JG: 411 stole the title. Masochist had that match won. What a rip off. Marah should learn to leave things in the ring alone.

TT: I’d watch your mouth Jeff, he wouldn’t hesitate to fire you on the spot.

Announcer: And the winner of this match, and new XWO World Champion, 411!

[411 is handed the belt. The TUA come down and they celebrate alongside President Jason Marah.]

TT: That’s all from us here on Saturday Night Shocker.

JG: Be sure to tune in next week.

[The screen fades to an advertisement of the next XWO Pay-Per-View, MASS DESTRUCTION.]