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| If you're here, you're probably (as the name suggests) an extremely obsessed matchbox twenty fan. Or, you're one of my many friends who don't like matchbox twenty and I forced you to come here to show you how wonderful the Matchsticks really are. So you're obsessive? "So?" you may ask. While I strongly encourage the insanity of matchbox twenty fans, I must warn you. This strong obsessiveness could get you in trouble. So much trouble that you may find yourself in a compromising situation, like jumping on the stage mid-concert, or sneaking into Adam's dressing room and stealing his baby head collection. And then comes the restraining order. No more concerts. Now you don't want that, do you? Of course not. However, tour is now here and you will be feeling those obsessive urges in full swing. To avoid the inevitable, follow these simple rules. ~ Always attend a concert with someone who doesn't like matchbox twenty (*gasp*). They'll be able to slap some sense into you before you just go flashing Kyle in the middle of "3 AM." ~ Avoid flirting with Jason the bodyguard so you can try to get backstage. It's not going to work. ~Don't trample over other fans if you think you see they guys' faces. It's probably just the merchandise booth, and you're seeing their faces on T-shirts. ~As mentioned before, don't jump onstage. Feel free to throw a beanie baby or something soft on stage, though. The Matchstick Kids don't like things that hurt (i.e. boots, coins, a spoon). ~Don't hang around the tour bus, or hide under the tour bus, and then jump out when Pookie least expects it. If you can follow these rules, then you probably won't get a restraining order. Good luck! Disclaimer: This is a load of crap. Have a nice day. :) |
| Restraining Orders and How to Avoid Them |
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| *Note* Even though tour is over, you'd best not forget these, Maybe Rob and Paul won't tour for their solo records, but The New Left surely will play some shows. |