)( Poor little crazy kid pt. 1 )(

[[Abaddon, a disturbed product of his environment with no real future in this fed unless he learns some damn respect and damn history. Ill let you see for yourself what youve missed you little newbie, but for now Im going to redefine the meaning of the word different, setting the example pin-pointed on your ass. Holla.. roll it.]]

(Our scene is opened up down the hallway of Odin's house, listening to him talk to himself about Abaddon and Kris Jackson)

Odin: 'Juggling between two jug heads.. why do things always roll like this with me? I mean Virus had a cheating match.. and Willie still owes me a match with that disease anyway. Kris Jackson thinks hes the best and can beat god, while on the other side of the table Abaddon is pulling out Magazine articles and talking 2nd grade smack talk. Then turn the table back to Jackson.. running his mouth off like hes George Lucas in Star Wars? Please dog, talk about something that is suiting for Adults to listen to, no kindergarten jibberish today please, its not a movie test, its a mentality and physical '

Harvey: 'BRAVO!! (CLAPS)'

Odin: 'Whered you come from?'

Harvey: 'My mom?'

Odin: 'Uhh Right'

Harvey: 'A Stork?'

Odin: 'Oh, you guessed it..'

Harvey: 'You sure?'

Odin: 'Positive. Anyway, watch supreme.?'

Harvey: 'Yup, you sucked AGAIN!!!'

Odin: ''For Real?'

Harvey: 'Yup'

Odin: 'Were going through this again this week? Man, I got a damn 4-2-1 record now, this is some bullshit.'

Harvey: 'Dont worry, you can beat Abaddon I believe in you. Not only that he barely looks legal the drinking age.'

Odin: 'Point.'

Harvey: 'Where?'

Odin: 'No I meant Good Point..'

Harvey: 'Oh. Like I was right?'

Odin: 'Nah shit sherlock.. I guess youve been safe from kids lately??'

(The window opens slowly and a kid spills a slushy all over Harvey and runs off snickering.)

Harvey: 'Thanks O, you really helped!'

Odin: 'dont just stand there, go get the little basterd!'

(Harvey runs off chasing the kids with a BB Gun in hand and Odin recognizes the camera men)

Odin: 'Lets make this quick, I dont needa give Abaddon the time of day to deal with, not worth it.'

(Odin is followed onto the patio by his pool and he sits in a lawn chair)

Odin: 'Ive sat and waited to give yall a piece of my mind long enough...Abaddon, your nothin. Jackson, your less than that. Showing me shit and telling me what you THINK doesnt improve how your going to get your ass handed to you in the mail via Priority Mail first class doesnt excuse the fact you got to sugar coat your stupidity. Now why am I using Priority Mail? Because Priorities is what Jackson needs. He needs to learn that money first, then women, then fun. Hes got it all mixed up. He has Men first, Virus second, and since he has fun with the first two, while getting money, he plays sports with women. So what are we to do to fix this? Well Abaddon, your all hyped about this match and ready to pound things, so pound things. You can start by knocking off whats left of Jackson so he can truely be with men as a full fledged woman, then you pound on the mat like a baby after I win this match and go on to be the best damn Row Wrestler seen since the first year. I dont have too much to say in these situations, except, Abbadon and Jackson, Im gonna turn the Paige on you fellas Saturday night, and if I dont just end up slamming the whole book or library on you even, then expect a get well soon card to be turned on you.. because I promise youll need one. I mean damn Abaddon, you ask what have I done in the past for the Row? Well.. Ive cleaned Michael Deniros Clock.. I sent Sean Corbin, former Eternal Champion on a downward spiral into the pits of hell where he has retired.. I beat the hell out of Jackrabbit who is ranked 3rd in SEI I beleive. Me beating his ass made him famous, want me to do the same to you? Dont ask me what Ive done for the row.. ask yourself what you need to do. And then, only then, will I accept you and defeat you respectfully.'

++/: Now.. Da Professional.. you did not deserve to win that match, you didnt even deserve to be fighting me. But since you tried Im going to give you credit where its due and applaud. How long? The same amount of time Itll take me to kick your ass the next time. So dont get a big head and decide to take over the world, that was an upset in which saddens people, upsetting them. Now if you will excuse me, I need not waste anymore time on you or the otehr two ass-clowns.'

(Harvey jump in a window and locks all the doors.)

Harvey: 'Damn KIDs!!?'

Odin: 'You okay?.'

Harvey: ' ummm, yes?'

Odin: 'Yeah sure... '

Harvey: 'Actually no.. I shot at the kid and missed.. hitting his big brothers dog. Now im being chased by a Rotweiler, a 25 year old and a kid with sand buckets!'

Odin: 'Yeah.. and what do you want me to do about it?'

Harvey: 'Hide Me??'

Odin: 'Go behind the shower certain like you always do.'

(Harvey runs into the bathroom and Odin puts his hand over the lense cap fading to black)

Skilled By .Paige