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BestRelationships     "Well, it seems to me that the best relationships, the ones that last, are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship.  You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before.  Like a switch has been flicked somewhere.  And the person who was just a friend is suddenly the only person you could ever imagine yourself with." (Rain King)

SilentNight     "If I heard Silent Night one more time I was gonna start taking hostages."
(How The Ghosts Stole Christmas)

TractorBeams     "What do you want?  Aliens?  Tractor Beams?" (Arcadia)

Laugh     <Scully Laugh> (Arcadia)

ToothPaste     "Who ever taught you how to squeeze a tube of toothpaste?" (Arcadia)

3rdWarning     "Third warning (crash) toilet seat." (Arcadia)

SweetLife     "Mr. Squeeze-Every-Last-Drop-Out-Of-This-Sweet-Life, aren't you?" (The Unnatural)

IDontCare     "I don't care." (The Unnatural)

Invention     "Necessity is the mother of invention." (The Unnatural)

Eat     "Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we may die." (The Unnatural)

Cheat     "You cheat!" (The Unnatural)

Personal     "Mulder can I ask you a personal question?" (The Unnatural)

Outside     "Did your mother ever tell you to go outside and play?" (The Unnatural)

Presents     "I don't see any nicely wrapped presents lying around so what gives?" (The Unnatural)

Necessary     "No, I guess I have found more necessary things to do with my time than slap a peice of raw-hide with a stick." (The Unnatural)

PlayingBBall     "Shut up, Mulder, I'm playing baseball.  <hits ball>  Ooh!" (The Unnatural)

Wrong     "What the hell is wrong with everybody?  You guys have unanswered questions here, am I the only one that's asking them?" (Field Trip)

Coyote     "So basically what if they were looking for Wyle Coyote?" (The Goldberg Variation)

SingleMinded     "Single-minded, sounds like someone I know." (Millennium)

2000     "The year 2000 is just their artificial deadline.  And besides, 2001 is actually the start of the new millennium." (Millennium)

Wheaties     "I'd say that Tony eats his Wheaties." (Rush)

Write     "This is gonna be a hard one to write up." (X-Cops)

PickingOnAGirl     "No fair picking on a girl." (First Person Shooter)

AcceptFacts     "Mulder, why can't you just accept the facts?"

Certain     "How can you be so certain?"

DontCare     "You think I don't care?"

InvalidatedWork     "You seem to have invalidated your own work, have a nice life."

NotJob     "Damn it, Mulder, that is not my job."

Position     "With all due respect, sir, I think you overestimate your position in the chain of command."

ShutUp     "Mulder, shut-up."