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PaperWeight     "Well you've got yourself a nice paperweight." (Leonard Betts)

Funky     "Well pick out something black and sexy and prepare to do some funky poaching." (Memento Mori)

TruthSaves     "The turht will save you, Scully, I think it will save both of us." (Memento Mori)

Neighborhood     "There goes the nieghborhood." (Unrequited)

Policy     "Does your policy cover the acts of extraterrestrials?" (Tempus Fugit)

Frosty     "The security officer, who's now in the morgue, has a body temperature a little south of Frosty the Snowman." (Synchrony)

Eggs     "So much for not putting all your eggs in one basket." (Small Potatoes)

BestShot     "Take your best shot, Scully, but I think there's more going on here than Luke Skywalker and his light saber." (Small Potatoes)

ChinaPatterns     "Hey Scully, should we be picking out china patterns or what?" (Small Potatoes)

OfficialBusiness     "That's official FBI business." (Small Potatoes)

JustHere     "I was just here, where did I go?" (Small Potatoes)

TaxDollars     "Goodnight, this is where my tax dollars go?" (Small Potatoes)

FBI     "FBI...F...B...I." (Small Potatoes)

Looking     "You looking at me?  There ain't nobody else here, you must be looking at me.  You want a piece of this?" (Small Potatoes)

ThatLook     "What is that look, Scully?" (Elegy)

Honest     "Why can't you be honest with me?" (Elegy)

HideTheTruth     "You can believe what you want to believe, Scully, but you can't hide the truth from me because if you do then you're working against me, and yourself." (Elegy)

HopeTruth     "I hope that's the truth." (Elegy)

RefuseToBelieve     "After all I've seen and experience, I refuse to believe that it's not true." (Gethsemane)

FBIWoman     "Keep going FBI woman." (Redux)

Partay     "Partay" (Detour)

TailHookCrap     "Try any of that tail hook crap on me, Scully, I'll kick your ass." (Detour)

Furniture     "I'll be back soon and we can build a tower of furniture, kay?" (Detour)

GoGirl     "Go girl." (Detour)

900     "Scully, do you think it's too soon to get my own 1-900 number?" (The Post Modern Prometheus)

LargeMarge     "Prison, Scully, your cell-mate's nickname is gonna be Large Marge, she's gonna read a lot of Gertrude Stein." (Bad Blood)

CowboyBoots     "Hope you brought your cowboy boots." (Bad Blood)

Victim     "Agents Mulder and...ah...Scully, what do you say we take a look at your victim?" (Bad Blood)

LittleLegs     "C'mon, Scully, get those little legs moving, c'mon!" (Bad Blood)

Cemetery     "Do you have an old cemetery in town off the beaten path, the creepier the bette?" (Bad Blood)

Shaft     "Who's the black private dick who's the sex machine with all the chicks?  Shaft!  Can you dig it? They say this kid Shaft is a bad mother, shut your mouth!  I'm talking about Shaft.  I did not." (Bad Blood)

RVShooting     "Okay, here's something you may not kno, shooting out the tires on a runaway RV is a lot harder than it looks.  I then tried a different approach.  Ahhhwooohooo!" (Bad Blood)

Pepsi     "Ooh...is this the Pepsi challenge?" (The Pine Bluff Variant)

Hood     "Well, you might want to put that hood back on, man, unless you want to see a grown man cry."
(The Pine Bluff Variant)

BozoWork     "Back to the bozo work, investigating huge piles of manure?" (Drive)

Call     "I can think of something else I'd like to call you.  I can put Mr. in front of that, too, if you like." (Drive)