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If you are in any way shape or form offended by funny things, then please leave. This is a Christian humor site; if you do not have a sense of humor, then look forward to that day when you have a glorified body...I am sure that God will install one for you at that time. If you can not laugh at the quirks of life, you may not want to read these...I just call em as I see em.

You can scroll down for the comics, they are listed newest to oldest...Fruit and Nuts was the first official theYP strip.

Comic Archive:

Previously, this site was the home of the XN's Week weekly comic (CnSf)that was drawn once a week with my son; it detailed the previous weeks main events. Due to a massive harddrive crash, the CnSf Comic archive...has been lost. The links have been removed as I no longer have the scans nor do i have the originals :(

Plank-eye(the YP)
Annunciation (the YP)
Political Diner (the YP)
Candy Reunion (the YP)
Prince Charming (the YP)
Troubleshoot (the YP)
Crustaceous Period (the YP)
French Fry Suicide(the YP)
It's not a pyramid scheme!"(the YP)
Bananna Slug(the YP)
Where the Buffalo Roam(the YP)
Cattle? (the YP)
Vestigial Religion (the YP)
Skills (the YP)
WWBD (the YP)
See Seamonkeys? (the YP)
Walmart Logo (the YP)
UN Special (the YP)
Noxious Fumes (the YP)
Pregnant and hungry (the YP)
Who's in charge? (the YP)
Drinking Water is hard (the YP)
Homicide Cops (the YP)
Water safety (the YP)
Desert Island (the YP)
Lawsuit (the YP)
Evil Games (the YP)
Church Board Meeting (the YP)
Rock, Paper, Scissors (the YP)
Mediocre Expectations (the YP)
Ninja Noodles (the YP)
Kids Menu (the YP)
Toys (the YP)
out of this world prices(the YP)
Wrong Stuff (the YP)
Puppies 4 sale (the YP)
Hells IceCapades (the YP)
Pirate Prayers (the YP)
King David/NFL (the YP)
T-bone Heaven (the YP)
Secular nativity scene (the YP)
America, land of the free (the YP)
Goth Valentines (the YP)
Stool Softener (the YP)
Pastor Woody McWood (the YP)
Tom Cruise kills again... (the YP)
Christmas cards (the YP)
French etymology (the YP)
Aslan auditions (the YP)
Where are we goin? (the YP)
Athletic allegory (the YP)
The late wiseman (the YP)
Hippocrit (the YP)
The back pew (the YP)
Monkeybars (the YP)
Glazed Look (the YP)
Saint John Paul II (the YP)
Grace meets Politics (the YP)
WWMD (the YP)
Acts 9:4 (the YP)
Inside Joke: price of a dozen monkeys (the YP)
Filling the Baptistry (the YP)
The On-Timenator (the YP)
Stupid Human Tricks (the YP)
Camp Food (the YP)
Idiotic vices (the YP)
Poor mans tupperware (the YP)
The book of lawyers (the YP)
Waiting room (the YP)
The last supper (the YP)
Ahmish heretic (the YP)
Mushroomnoodlemeat (the YP)
Essay about pentecost (the YP)
Just before the red sea (the YP)
HWJV (the YP)
Excuse to kill(the YP)
Bi-partisan Barabbas (the YP)
Bedtime (the YP)
"Put Together" (the YP)
Game of Life (the YP)
Psalm 23 (the YP)
Siezure salad (the YP)
The Evolution 500 (the YP)
I dream of Jerky (the YP)
Met his match (the YP)
illegal firearms (the YP)
Rebellion (the YP)
Very Tired (the YP)
Cops: Potty Patrol (the YP)
Pentecostal Pipe-Wrenches (the YP)
Second-Hand Carbs (the YP)
Old KJV meets modern Vices (the YP)
The greatest miracle in the Bible (the YP)
Balaam's Ass: The Movie (the YP)
Cars are like people (the YP)
Shampoo (the YP)
Hedge of Protection (the YP)
Superheros vs villains in church(the YP)
John Kerry 2005 Press conference(the YP)
Mind Expanding Questions(the YP)
Warning: (the YP)
PETA's Summer BBQ (the YP)
Tip on Tipping(the YP)
CnSf 3/9/05
Political Incorrectness (the YP vs Bill Maher)
Welcome in... (the YP)
Certainty (the YP)
Blah Blah Blah (the YP)
CnSf 3/2/05
Romans 14:13 (the YP)
Holiday Inn Massacre (the YP)
Customers Only (the YP)
CnSf 2/9/05
Biblical Extortion? (the YP)
CnSf 2/2/05
Advice from the "Great Spirit" (the YP)
Car wreck (the YP)
Birthday Wish(the YP)
Velociraptors in Sunday School(the YP)
Church and State forcefield(the YP)
Teasing Rudolph(the YP)
Insurance Limit(the YP)
Moses gets sued (the YP)
Too much to breathe (the YP)
Amish spreadsheet(the YP)
Lois Lane-Kent and chores (the YP)
National Idolatry Poll (the YP)
Prayer request (the YP)
Evolution of Scripture (the YP)
Post Modern Die-Hard and the GWT(the YP)
Before the Colliseum (the YP)
Piercings (the YP)
Censored words (the YP)
Oz and Darwin (the YP)
Pregnancy Prophesies (the YP)
Pain Tolerance (the YP)
NAACP lawyer (the YP)
"What are YOU looking at" (the YP)
texas hold 'em (the YP)
Guardian angelfish (the YP)
Darth Vader and Fabio (the YP)
Lord of the Rings Special Ed. (the YP)
Just one time (the YP)
"Great Idea" box(the YP)
Poisoned (the YP)
Nervous Pastor (the YP)
Fisherman (the YP)
Fashion Trend (the YP)
Recess Volunteers (the YP)
Before Carbon Dating (the YP)
Extended Family (Schmitz side) caricature of our family pic
2004 Christmas Card
Jurassic Chickens (the YP)
Facts?(the YP)
Apology(the YP)
American Idol(the YP)
Tye Dye(the YP)
Spidey 2 moms (the YP)
LDR (the YP)
Hippie Counseling(the YP)
Marking Territory (the YP)
China Shop (the YP)
Helena (the YP)
Calling Mom (the YP)
Funeral (the YP)
COPS (the YP)
House of straws (the YP)
Coffin Salesman (the YP)
Gay Sensitivity (the YP)
Pastoral Pain (the YP)
French Fries (the YP)
Knight (the YP)
Divorce Lawyers (the YP)
Girl brains (the YP)
John the Baptist Beheaded (the YP)
Big Bang (the YP)
Check Out (the YP)
Cast Away (the YP)
Starbucks Gear (the YP)
Diplomacy (the YP)
Liberal Pledge (the YP)
Sea Monkey (the YP)
Potatoe Head football (the YP)
Pet Rock (the YP)
TP tree (the YP)
Monsters & straws (the YP)
Ultimate Fighter John Renken (the YP)
Teletubby Jive-Jiggity (the YP)
Cutie (the YP)
Boxes (the YP)
John Kerry's stance on war
Individualism (the YP)
Statue of Liberty (the YP)
Hall Passes (the YP)
DMV purgatory (the YP)
John Kerry orders lunch (the YP)
Wierd Pastor (the YP)
Mormon Prize Patrol (the YP)
Cave Drawings (the YP)
Duck call (the YP)
News (the YP)
"actually, it's a shrubbery" (the YP)
Pulpit committee limbo (the YP)
Motor oil (the YP)
chaplain services (the YP)
Indulgences (the YP)
Segfreid & Roy (the YP)
Nursery Riot (the YP)
Evil Carbs (the YP)
De-evolution (the YP)
Lesser Known Plagues (the YP)
Unicycle (the YP)
Noah's Mistake(the YP)
Worship service (the YP)
Prince (the YP)
Addict (the YP)
Luxor Plague (the YP)
Pop-Offerings (the YP)
Blow it up! (the YP)
Darwin (the YP)
Confessional (the YP)
Jackson and Washington (the YP)
Bad Jebadiah (the YP)
Fruit and Nuts (the YP)
Smoking Pot (the YP)
Driving comic #2
Driving comic #1
Shop-Vac
Pastoral Evolution
Buyin Toilet Paper
The Lost Epistle of Titus
CnSf 7/29/04




Caricatureish Pictures:

2005 Christmas card comic (where's waldo?)
Family Portrait of my extended family
in case you can't tell who it is (left to right): Kellie and Dennis Kidwell; Jen and John Renken with Samuel in Front; Sophie the dog, Val, Ken, Josie Schmitz; Chris, Kelly holding Sophia, and Christian Schmitz
Christenson Carpenty Caricature
Extended Family (Schmitz side) caricature of our family pic
Kelly's Bad Day
2004 Christmas Card
The Shimko Family
Youth Group Kids from Ashland: Nick, Joe, Anna
Youth Group Kids from Ashland: Dan, Michaela, Krissy
Youth Group Kids from Ashland: Jordan F. and Shannon
Youth Group Kids from Ashland: David
Youth Group Kids from Ashland: Sam, Jordan L. and Chelly


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