Title: Getting to Know You: Toad
Author: Shade
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Mags must be pretty bored today to forward this.....

NAME: Mortimer Toynbee

SEX: Yes please, no, really, I'm a bloke

HOME: Undisclosed cave

HEIGHT: Not damn near tall enough.

EYES: Blackish, greenish, sort of

HAIR: Grass green

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? Magneto says the telly is a waste of time, but every once in a while I can sneak in and watch Animal Planet. I like nature shows. 'Tooth doesn't mind watching them either.

WHAT´S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Tree frogs in all different bright colors, Mystique bought it for me.

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Popular Mechanics, cause Magneto always has me fixing things.

FAVOURITE SMELL: Um, I don't know. Mystique after she's just taken a shower, I guess. She'd brake my neck if she thought I had been taking a whiff, though.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: I'd rather not go into it.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Realizing that you don't have to put up with stupid pretty people when you can squash them... literally.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: This weekend? Make escape plans for the boss, watch that special on hyenas, work on the helicopter... fix some other things around the cave.

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: The Phantom Menace soundtrack. John Williams is cool.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Contemplated sliming 'Tooth for kicking me in the head as a wake up call.

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? : Nope.

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? : Don't know, never been on one.

PEN OR PENCIL? : Pencil. My handwriting sucks.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? : Five. If Mystique hasn't gotten by then, she's not going to.

FAVOURITE FOODS: I'm not picky. As long as it'll fit in my mouth.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: Don't have any to get along with.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME : They have to catch me first.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA : Chocolate. Magneto used to bring me chocolate when I was younger. I'd never had it before... I like it a lot now.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? : Bacon bits, right out of the little jar.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? : Yeah I guess. I prefer flying the helicopter, though.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? : What do I look like? Of course not!

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? : Tried having a pet once. I ended up eating him.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Well obviously not a toad.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY? : Scary. I have issues with lightning thanks to a certain weather witch who shall remain nameless.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? : Right now? Magneto. I know he's pissed cause we haven't busted him out yet.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Never underestimate a good English beer.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? : I don't know. I was born under a bad sign, I can tell you that.

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? : Again, I'll eat anything. I'm not picky.

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? : I suppose, but I doubt that the girl would take it. I haven't exactly washed it in a while.....

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? : Kermit the frog's sidekick. :)

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Black, but I've tried it and it doesn't work. The green shows through no matter what.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? : Wouldn't want one, and I'm not sure it would show up against my coloring if I did.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? : No.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Actually finding a woman that would marry me would be nice.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? : It's a cave, what do you think?

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? : The glass is always empty because some lion reject around here always drinks it before you can finish it off yourself.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? : Lemon-Lime... Just kidding, I like the pink lemonade.

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? : Lefty

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? : No. They stick to them if I do. Hunt and peck for me.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? : A rototiller. More power, I say.

WHAT´S UNDER YOUR BED? : It's a mattress on the floor, there is no under.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? : 3 because me Mystique and 'Tooth are the three muskateers.

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? : Stole a little hatchback... I don't remember what kind it was.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? : '65 Mustang convertable painted neon green

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Soccer. Why they don't call it football in this country like you're supposed to is beyond me.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Magneto saved my life and I'd follow him anywhere.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Sabretooth, he still hasn't figured out how to turn the computer on yet, the dope.