Money Fraud---Pay Your Taxes...Or Perish....
--The Bio--
It All Started Back In August 2000 in Bair Middle School in Sunrise, Florida When Justin Miranda Was In "Richard Cranium Anonymous" With Kevin Hernandez And Another Prick [Spanos]. It Didnt Last Long. 8 Months Later, They Broke Up. "Because Spanos Was A Prick." Justins Says.
Justin Met Aviv Lankri [Yes Hes A Jew] Through The Bike Rack And Decided To Start A Band But Aviv Played Like Shit. [Like He Does Any Better Now?] Jon Conner [Some Kid?] Helped Him Learn While Justin Taught Him The Basics. That Ended Up Being The Band "Blank Stare" With Justin Miranda , Jon Connor, Aviv Lankri, And Kevin Hernandez.
Jon Got Kicked Out For Unstated Reasons. Now They Were A Guitarist Short. Aviv Had Met Drew Marotta Online and Thought Drew Was Cool. [Though We All Know Aviv Has A Major Thing For Drew and Was Thinking So Much More Then That.]
They Almost Started An Industrial Band With Aviv Lankri, Justin Miranda, Drew Marotta, and Brandon -------. [ Brandons A Good Friend Of Justin And Avivs Who Just Apears When The Smoke Clears. Hes A Good Drummer.] But That Never Happened. Punk And Such Was Just So Much More Their Style.
That Also Would Have Werked If Brandon Wasnt So Unreliable. So One Day Aviv And Kevin Were Chillin And Aviv Was Say Howing They Needed A Drummer. Kevin Was Getting Tired Of His Bad "Sig Figs" Cause He Wasnt Feeling It and Asked If He Coul Be The Drummer. Aviv Talked To Justin And Thats How They Resulted Back To Kevin Hernandez As The Drummer.
The First Practice Was In Justins Backyard with Justin, Aviv and Drew. And A Few More After That. They Soon Found Out That Drews Brother Owned A Studio. So They Stopped Jacking Off And Fucking Around In Justins Backyard And Moved The The Studio and Started Jacking Off And Fucking Around in There. Now They Practice When They Can And Thats How Money Fraud Came To Be. As For The Name. No One Really Knows. It Just Came To Them. [Im Guessing Its All That Pot.]
So Kids Remember....PAY YOUR TAXES. OR PERISH.
