| On your breakfast table is a liquatic result of a terrible injustice. Everyday around the world, thousands of cows are illegally molested and violated inside the buildings of malicious farmers. This sexual perversity has reached such wide scale acceptance, that instead of "hands on" molestation, farmers have resorted to using machines to do their dirty work. Recently, in protest, an anti-cow molestation group attached milking divices to their chest outside of the mayors office in Westford, VT. They claimed that their protest was ment to resemble a "molestation facility" on the outskirts of town. The patriots were arrested in minutes and charged with indecent exposure. This incident developed into a violent outrage among the protesters and police. In the end, as you know, there are still thousands of cows being molested daily. |
