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ABBR.WAV- 664 KB
From the film Spy Hard
Veronique Ukrinsky: "Why don't you use your... legendary skills... and guess?"
Agent Dick Steele: "Well, you carry an UB-21 Schnauzer with an Halb silencer, that's KGB... you prefer an H & K over the AK, your surveillance technique is NSA, ID is CIA, you received your PhD at NYU, traded in your GTO for a BMW, you listen to CDs by REM and STP, and you'd like to see JFK in his BBDs, getting down with OPP- and you probably put the toilet paper back on the roll with the paper on the inside."

BAHWEEP.WAV- 73.5 KB
From the animated film Transformers: The Movie
Wreck-Gar: "Bah weep graanah weep ni ni bong?"

EDGARBUG.WAV- 290 KB
From the film Men In Black
  The Bug: "Place... projectile weapon... on the ground."
  Edgar: "You can have my gun... *cocks rifle* when you pry it from my cold dead fingers."
  The Bug: "Your proposal is acceptable."
  *Edgar screams as he is dragged into the crater by the Bug*

JETSTORM.WAV- 51.0 KB
From the series Beast Machines
Jetstorm: "Jetstorm, afterburn!"

TANKOX.WAV- 572 KB
From the series Beast Machines
  Diagnostic Drone: "Tankorr, protect me! That's an order!"
  Tankorr/Rhinox: "I think it's time we come to an understanding about who gives the orders..."
  Diagnostic Drone: *surprised* "You??"
  Tankorr/Rhinox: "Oh, I'm sorry... were you happier when my vocabulary was limited to 'Tankorr SMASH!'? Poetic, perhaps... yet somehow, it just isn't me anymore."

THRUST.WAV- 64.4 KB
From the series Beast Machines
Thrust: "Thrust, overdrive!"

VEHIGENS.WAV- 239 KB
From the series Beast Machines
  Jetstorm: "Jetstorm, afterburn!"
  Jetstorm: "Thrust, overdrive!" *tires squeal as he drives off*
  Tankorr: "Tankorr, pulveriiiize!!"

WASPTHRS.WAV- 572 KB
  Waspinator: "Now, Waspinator cool biker-bot."
  *Blackarachnia sighs*
  Waspinator: "Hardly ever get blown up, and... mm... chick-bots dig brooding loner bit."
  Blackarachnia: "You mean, I risked everything to save this, this, scrapheap? Euuuuww!"
  Waspinator: "That mean spider-bot not go steady with Waspinator?"
  *Blackarachnia screams in frustration*

Go HERE for sounds from Beast Machines Season 2 (if you don't want spoiled, don't look!).

Spy Hard is copyright 1996 Hollywood Pictures. Transformers: The Movie is copyright 1986 Hasbro, Inc./ Sunbow Productions/ Toei Company Ltd./ Marvel Productions Ltd. Men In Black is copyright 1997 Columbia Pictures/ Amblin Entertainment/ MacDonald-Parkes. Beast Machines is copyright 2000 Hasbro, Inc./ Mainframe.

*whew*

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