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A good improvement on The Matrix would be...
Updated - 12.26.06

Lohan crashed, but more importantly principles blow
Updated - 2.22.06

Harry Potter meets Star Wars in an epic confrontation
Updated - 10.27.05

Saxon Publishers suck
Updated - 9.18.05

"I hope you fuckers are happy."

Updated - 9.6.05


Movies coming out in the near future: Part One

Updated - 7.27.05


A "gripping" "new original series" entitled: "Over There"

Updated - 7.26.05


Jeepers Creepers 2: the best damn movie ever

Updated - 7.18.05


Hate Mail...do I know this guy?

Updated - 7.13.05


Smoking is bullshit

Updated - 7.9.05


Spanish is over for three and a half months and no one could be happier

Updated - 6.15.05


How to be on TV in just a few easy steps

Updated - 5.31.05


F-you Mrs. R, spanish blows

Updated - 4.27.05


Being a year older than me still doesn't change the fact that you're a dumbass

Updated - 4.27.05


MSN Messenger kind of sucks

Updated - 4.17.05


The Ring 2 sucks

Updated - 4.17.05


I was attacked by dobermans today

Updated - 4.17
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The Quotes:
"You guys my algebra assignment is clearly not in Jake's anus." -Ben F.
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"No Jake, you can not artificailly inseminate a planet by ejaculating at the speed of light." -Ben F.
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"For example, look at this chevy avalanche, half plastic, half metal, all retarted" -Ben F.
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"I hope you fuckers are happy" -Ben F.
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"If I spontaneously combusted in my moments before death I would instantly believe in reincarnation and change my name to pheonix." -Jake Z.
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"God is dead and we killed him." -Jake Z.
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"[as he writes on a piece of paper] Negative infinity is less than x is less than infinity..." -Wk.  "Well, I sure hope so." -Jake Z.
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