JANUARY 3, ATLANTA, GEORGIA The Show begins with Velvet Revolve the theme for S.S JR: Welcome to the S.S Everyone Im good Old JR and along side me as always is Jerry the King Lawler. King: Well JR Tonight we have a trifecta of matches with the first big time Match with a feud that has been developing for quite sometime. Edge and Nash. For the European Championship. JR: Well Then lets get to it. Cause here comes Big SEXY KEVIN NASH. The NWO THEME PLAYS THE FINK: Hailing from Detroit Michigan Weighing in at 320 pounds and measuring 7 feet tall NWO Member Kevin Nash. Nash comes alongside Victoria the Sites only Diva and there fore the woman’s champ. He enters the ring and then Edge’s theme song plays. Fink: Hailing form Toronto Canada. Weighing in at 250 pounds and measuring 6feet five inches he is the European Champion EDGE. Edge enters the ring and the bell rings Edge who is still posing is clobbered form behind By Nash’s Big time clubbing Axe handle Blow. Edge tumbles to the outside as result of the attack. Nash steps over the top rope and follows up his attack with a big boot and crashed Edges head into the steel turnbuckle. He then Tosses Him back into the ring and begins to motion already for the jackknife but as he is motioning for the move. Edge goes for a small package 1…2. kick out Nash is shocked he then tries to drop an elbow but edge moves and he hits canvas. Edge gets up and drop his knee on the head of Nash. And then places a sleeper on him. The move seems to be working as Nash’s Eyes dim the ref goes for the arm. 1……2…. No the arm stays up. And Nash Gets slowly to his feet and then runs quickly into a corner crushing Edge. Both men fall. Down but Nash is first to get up he then lifts Edge up in the corner and begins to deliver a series of lefts and rights to the head of Edge then he measures him nice and good with that picture perfect Elbow blow which Sends Edge down to the ground. Nash drags him out and goes for the pin but is very cocky about it and only steps on him 1..2 kickout. JR: That cockynesss could cost him damn it. King: Would you shut up already god you and your moral high ground . God all mighty. The match continues as Nash picks up Edge and lifts him for a slam but Edge counters with a tornado ddt. But he cant get right to the pin he crawls to it and 1…2 kickout. Edge then gets up and drops a quick leg drop on Nash. He goes to the second rope and hits a legdrop. 1…2… kick out. Then Edge picks up Nash and hits the The Edgeomatic. 1…2…. Kicks out. King: What does he have to do to beat this guy sheesh. Edge picks up Nash and whips him off the rope only to come fact to foot with Nash’s size 20. Both men fall and are slow to get up at the same time. Edge tries to hook in the Edge Caution but Nash picks him up and Side slams him Then Nash calls for the Jacknife. He picks up Edge and Bamn Jackknife and Pin. 1…..2…..3. Winner NEW CHAMP NASH. JR: Wow a new European champion what a start to a great PPV. King: Your not kidding JR Now if I got this correct we are being directed to the backstage to Y2J’s Dressing room. Camera Change. Y2J: Damn It! It’s only an hour away till Go time and I have not even seen hide or hair of that Hill Billy Hick Deliverance wanna be. Damn it how the hell am I supposed to lead you rag tag miscreants to victory if your all not hear to listen to my pearls of wisdom. Heck As Team Leader I need to plan out every aspect of our match. And discuss pre ring strategy. The rest of the team looks on very annoyed at Y2J tirade. Y2J: I mean Come…. Benoit: For the last time Damn it take your own advice and PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP. Cactus is clearly the only one with half a brain here because he is not here listening to the BS. Now Im taking Cactus’s Lead and leaving before I snap and as result You get your legs snapped. ‘ Benoit Irate Slams the Door and then shortly the other members leave pushing Y2J out of the way. Y2J: What was it something I said? Scene Ends Fink: Now Ladies and Gentlemen it is time for the Ultimate War Games. Your first team here is TEAM THUGONOMICS, JOHN CENA, Shane Mcmahon, Spike Dudley, Rico, Eddie Guerrero. After they enter outcomes Team Shitsky Gene, Captain Craptastic, Randy Orton, Sting, Hurricane. JR: Now the rules here are simple each team has one member who has been randomly selected to start the match, then there will be a coin toss to see which team sends a member into the ring. The match ends when one man submits, and this can only happen when all combatants have entered… KING: Shut up JR, we’ll never get started! JR: I can’t wait to see how Jericho’s team gets along… KING: Dammit for once can you call the match in the ring! Starting the match for team Shitsky is…GENE SNITSKY! Spike starts for team thug, dodging a charge by Shitsky, who runs head first into the cage and busts himself open. Spike rakes his face all over the cage, from one side of the ring to the other. As Shitsky staggers in pain Spike climbs the ladder to the second level of the cage and dives off with a flying clothesline to Snitsky. Spike then hits the Dudley Dog and goes for a pin, but there are no pins. Spike climbs the ladder to level 2 and hits the Dudley Foot stomp. Shitsky is crushed! At ringside the coin toss takes place and the winners are Team Thug! Eddie Guerrero is in! He hits the three amigos on Shitsky, then climbs to level 2 and hits the Frog Splash from the top cage! Shitsky is completely crushed. Eddie locks in the El Passo Lasso while Spike repeatedly slaps Shitsky to wake him up. He wakes up and is tapping out but the match cannot end. The timer finally expires and now the next man for Team Shitsky will be in…it is…Randy Orton. Orton runs in and tackles Spike, ramming him into the cage and giving him his trademark back to back neckbreaker while Gene is still tapping. Orton then hits an RKO on Eddie, who can’t block without letting go of the hold. Orton then goes back to Spike and powerbombs him against the cage. Eddie begins to get up and Orton goes to work on him in the corner, then begins climbing the ladder to level two. Eddie climbs up and brawls with Orton. Orton rams Eddie into the cage and works on him with punches. Eddie hits a low blow and rams Orton into the cage. The timer sounds and John Cena is in. He immediately starts beating on Snitsky and gives him and FU. He then climbs up the ladder where Eddie is working on Orton and joins in. They double whip Orton into the cage and then Eddie holds him while Cena punches him in the gut repeatedly. The time expires and Sting is in. Sting runs in and starts pounding on Spike, whipping him into a corner and hitting the Stinger Splash! He then climbs the ladder and attacks Cena. Sting bashes Cena’s face into the cage and suplexes him on the mesh floor while Orton fires back on Eddie. He backdrops Eddie down the hole into the ring! Now Sting and Orton double team Cena while Spike starts climbing up. As he reaches the top Sting kicks him and suplexes him into the cage. Snitsky gets up and bodyslams Eddie…then again…then again…and again. Captain Craptastic yells at him to do something else and Shitsky says he doesn’t know more moves. Now Team Thug sends in Shane. He runs in and begins pummelling Snitsky, then DDT’s him. Shane climbs the ladder while Eddie holds Snitsky down and hits an elbow off the top of the ladder. Shane then begins climbing up to join the fight above. He goes after Sting while Orton is raking Cena’s face all over the cage, drawing blood. Eddie slowly climbs up the cage while Snitsky is lying on his back in the ring. He and Shane double team Sting, double suplexing him on the mesh and then throwing him down the hole. Now Orton is going to be triple teamed by team thug. The time expires and Hurricane runs in. He helps Sting up, looks at Snitsky and leaves him there, and they climb up to the top to fight, but Spike tackles Hurricane and they brawl in the ring. Spike rams Hurricane into the cage and DDT’s him. He tries a Dudley Dog but Hurricane blocks and throws him off. Rico enters next and hits a Spin kick on Hurricane. Orton climbs down while Rico is going after Snitsky’s ass. Orton DDT’s Spike, looks at Rico and decides not to save Shitsky, but Rico decides to go after Orton. Orton elbows out of a waistlock and then begins pummelling Rico. Rico ducks a clothesline and tries a waistlock, feeling Orton up until he hits a low kick, then an RKO. Cena attacks the Hurricane with a spinebuster and Five Knuckle Shuffle, while Eddie hits another Frog Splash, from the corner, on Snitsky. Captain Craptastic is in and now the match can end. Captain attacks Eddie, driving him into the cage and then climbing up, with Eddie follwing. The captain catches Eddie coming up and tries an unprettier but Eddie shoves him into the cage. Eddie tries the El Passo Lasso but gets kicked into the cage and then gets a reverse DDT onto the Captain’s knee. Chris…uh, I mean Captain Craptastic, gives Eddie an Unprettier on the cage! Cena is pummelling Snitsky and Spike hits a Dudley Dog on Hurricane, but you have to get a submission to win. Sting gets Shane into the Scorpion Deathlock and is really working it but Shane won’t tap and Cena sees it, breaking the hold. Orton reaches between the ring and the cage for an object he has stashed and pulls it out…a hot poker! Rico grabs him but Orton hits him with the poker. Captain Craptastic throws Eddie down the hole and climbs down while Sting is fighting with Shane, Cena is beating up Snitsky and Spike is choking out the Hurricane. While no one is looking, Orton pulls down Rico’s tights and shoves the hot poker into his ass as revenge for what happened months ago. Rico taps! WINNERS: Orton, Captain Craptastic, Hurricane, Sting and Gene Snitsky! After the ring is cleared out the winners celebrate. Snitsky is jumping for joy. JR: That idiot never even mounted any offense! The rest of the team look at each other in disgust. Orton RKO’s Gene! Then Sting whips him into the corner and hits a stinger splash. Snitksky falls into a chokeslam by Hurricane, who picks him up and gives him the eye of the Hurricane. The Captain picks up Snitsky and gives him an Unprettier. Sting locks in the Scorpion Deathlock and Snitsky is tapping again while everyone else is kicking him in the face and then Orton sticks the hot poker that was in Rico’s ass into Snitsky’s mouth! After the beating is done, Captain Craptastic rips off his mask. KING: Oh my God it’s Christian! JR: Yeah, big surprise Michael Cole and Tazz take over for the main event. SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH: IF TEST OR BENOIT SURVIVE THEY GET THE FIRST CHANCE TO GO FOR THE TITLE WWE CHAMPION CHRIS JERICHO, CHRIS BENOIT, GOLDBERG, TARZAN GOTO AND CACTUS JACK VS TEST, BROCK LESNAR, KEVIN NASH, SCOTT HALL AND HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN "I'm Back" plays as Eric Bischoff makes his way to ringside. Jake the Snake Roberts comes next and goes to stand in the corner opposite the aisle while Eric stands near the aisle. Test's music plays next and the team captain enters first. He poses on the corner and then talks to Jake. Brock Lesnar comes out next and threatens Eric as he leaps into the ring and runs the ropes, then high fives Test. The NWO theme plays next as Hogan, Hall and Nash make their way to the ring. The five men talk strategy. FOZZY sets up on the ramp and Chris Jericho joins them for a live performance of "King of the World" the Title around his waist. After the perforance, Y2J awaits his team. Benoit comes first, walking past Jericho and standing on the apron where he argues with Test. The NWO won't let him in the ring. Goldberg's music blares as he storms to the ring, threatening the NWO. Next some Japanese music plays as Tarzan Goto come to the ring with his interpreter, carrying a double thick Kendo stick. Finally, Cactus Jack's music plays and the crowd explodes as Cactus comes out carrying "Barbie" , his favourite weapon. Cactus rushes to the ring and he and Goto use the weapons to chase the other team out of the ring. Cactus poses on the corner with barbie while the team get set up. Benoit gets in and starts off with Test. They lock up and Test easily tosses Benoit down. They lock up again and Benoit takes him down with an armdrag. He follows with a hiptoss and then a headlock take down. Test gets out of the headlock by shoving Benoit into the ropes and knocking him down with a shoulderblock. He misses a clothesline and Benoit tries a German Suplex but Test elbows out of it. He slams Benoit and then misses an elbow. As they get up Benoit hits a snap suplex. Test's face is a mix of shock and pain and Benoit tries to lock in a crossface, but Test tosses him off. They stare each other down and Y2J tags himself in. "Come on, Test, you son of a bitch!". Test charges and Y2J ducks, hitting a series of punches and kicks and whipping Test into the ropes. Test ducks and then knocks Jericho down with a series of punches, taunting him to get up and knocking him down. He then fires Jericho off the ropes and hits a backdrop. As Jericho gets up Test clotheslines him, then goes for a slam. Jericho slips free and dropkicks Test. He taunts Test and then hits a flying forearm. Test falls into his corner and tags Brock. Brock advances and Jericho smirks and tags Goto. Goto and Brock exchange punches and Tarzan gets the better of it. He backs Brock up and Irish Whips him, only to be reversed. Goto hits the buckles but as Brock runs in he charges out and runs right over Brock! TAZZ: When have you ever seen that! Goto kicks Brock in the chest, headbutts him and then kicks him in the face knocking him into his corner. Scott Hall tags in and Goldberg demands to be let in. Hall taunts "Yeah, Chico, come on and face the bad guy!" Goto tags and Goldberg and Hall struggle into a corner. Goldberg hits a series of short knees, then Hall reverses and hits some punches. Goldberg tackles Hall and then mount punches him in the middle. Hall turns it over and punches Goldberg until he reverses. Goldberg tosses Hall down and tries to slam him but Hall thumbs him in the eye and tags Hulk. Hulk locks in a headlock and hits several punches, then takes Goldberg down with the headlock. Goldberg gets up and pushes Hulk into the ropes, then they collide. Both men are down and tag out. Now it is Cactus Jack face to face with Kevin Nash. They trade punches and it looks like Cactus will take control until Nash knees him in the gut and backs him into the corner. Nash works over Cactus with knees and elbows, then whips him into the other corner. As he runs in Cactus kicks him in the face, rams his head into the buckle and then beats him down with vicious punches. Nash it sitting on his ass in a daze. Cactus charges in with both knees to the face. Cactus knocks Test off the apron and punches Hogan, then hits Nash with a Cactus Clothesline, taking him out of the ring. Cactus waits on the apron as Nash gets up and hits his trademark Cannonball dive, his 287 pounds crashing into Nash's chest! Nash is struggling to breathe and Cactus gets in, hitting everyone on the other team and then legdrops the back of Nash's head as he tries to get in the ring. Nash is down on the floor and Jack dives off the apron with an elbow. In the ring, Cactus pins Nash for a two count. He tags in Tarzan, who holds Nash up by the hair and hits three headbutts. Nash drops to his knees on the ropes and Goto leaps onto his back, driving Nash's neck into the ropes. He locks in a Japanese nerve hold. Nash is in pain but fights out with elbows. He charges but Tarzan catches him with a powerslam, then a shoulder breaker. 1..2..kickout. COLE: I've never seen anyone handle Kevin Nash like that! Goto sets up for the Face First Piledriver but Nash backdrops him, then hits a big boot and tags. Scott Hall hits some hard punches and gives Goto a belly to back suplex for a two count. He hops up on the second rope and leaps off with a bulldog. 1..2..kickout. Hall tags Brock, who repeatedly drives his shoulder into Tarzan, then hits a belly to belly suplex. 1..2..kickout. Test tags in and pummels Goto in the corner. He tries a whip but Goto pulls him back, not noticing Test tagged Hogan. Goto catches Test around the right arm and neck and hits a modified sambo slam, but Hogan attacks with chops and punches. Hogan clotheslines Goto repeatedly but Tarzan won't go down. Hulk rakes the eyes, then scoops Goto up and slams with awesome power. He signals the end and whips a dazed Goto into the ropes for a big boot, but Tarzan catches his foot and clotheslines a shocked Hogan. Goto rams Hogan into the Y2J team's corner and then tags in Cactus. Cactus hits a series of punches and then a backbreaker for a two count. Cactus picks Hulk up and sets him upside down in the corner for a tree of woe. He brutally kicks Hulk's chest, then dives in with a flying elbow on the upside down Hogan. Hogan falls free and Cactus pins him for a nearfall. Jericho tags in, sets Hulk's throat on the ropes and dances before diving onto Hulk's back. He gets a two count, then tags Goldberg. Goldberg works on Hulk with knees in the corner and then punches on the mat. He just pounds on him without doing any moves. Jericho yells "Come on, Whisker Biscuit, do some moves dammit!" As Goldberg glares at Y2J Benoit tags himself in. He back suplexes Hulk for a two count, then then gives him the triple German Suplexes! 1...2...kickout! Benoit tags Goto, who lifts Hollywood up in a vertical suplex postion and hits a brainbuster on Hulk. He gets a two count as Hulk quivers in pain. He sets up for the piledriver but Hulk backdrops him. As Goto is airborn Cactus tags and quickly hits a pulling piledriver on Hogan. 1...2...Hogan gets his shoulder up but isn't Hulking up. Jericho shouts to be let in an Cactus tags him. He hits a missile dropkick on Hogan, who never saw it coming. Nearfall. As Hulk gets up, Jericho hits a bulldog, followed by a Lionsault. 1...2..kickout! Hogan is HULKING UP! COLE: If Jericho gets past Eddie and then either Benoit or Test, this is what he has to look forward to! Hogan pounds Jericho and hits a big boot. He goes for the legdrop but Jericho moves and Hogan lands in pain. He tags Hall who attacks Jericho with punches. He misses a clothesline but catches Jericho as he tries a crossbody and hits a fallaway slam. Jericho tries to get up and gets a backsuplex. Hall tags Nash, who hits a seven foot backdrop. Jericho is hurt. Nash tries a Jacknife but Jericho slips down to try a sunset flip. Nash grabs him by the neck, lifts him up and slams him down. He tags in Hogan, who slams Jericho so hard he bounces, then rakes his boot over Y2J's eyes. Hogan runs the ropes and hits a runing punch that knocks Jericho to his hands and knees in the NWO corner. TAZZ: Jericho is getting his ass kicked! Hogan tags Test, and he hits a full nelson slam, getting a two count. He tags Hall back in. Hall pounds on Jericho and tries a Razor's Edge, but Jericho slips free, ducks a clothesline and hits a flying forearm that knocks Hall to the apron on Jericho's side of the ring.He hits a springboard dropkick as Hall gets up, sending him flying into the aisle! Jericho tags Goldberg, who punches Hall several times and then breaks the count. Jericho dives off the apron with a forearm to Hall, smacking his head off the cement. While the ref argues with Jericho, Tarzan whips Hall into the steps and, while he is sitting against the steps, Cactus runs and rams both knees into his face! Benoit throws Hall into the ring, where Goldberg gets a two count. Goldberg continues with knees until Benoit tags himself in and hits a back suplex on Hall for a two count.Benoit hits a clothesline and tries to get the crossface but Hall blocks it. Benoit small packages Hall but he kicks out. Benoit then hits the Triple German Suplexes on Hall and goes for the pin...1...2...kickout! COLE: How does Hall survive this? Benoit locks in the crossface and Hall is in pain but gets the ropes. Goldberg tags in and hits a punch that staggers Hall into his corner. He tags Lesnar. TAZZ: Big mistake by Goldberg, they had Hall in trouble on their side of the ring and he let him out. Brock and Goldberg trade punches and Goldberg seems to be in control until Brock knees him and then lifts him up and rams him into a corner. He repeatedly drives his shoulder into Goldberg's gut until he slumps in the corner. He whips Goldberg across the ring and runs in, but Goldberg knees him in the jaw and puts him in the corner, working him over with shoulders to the midsection and then knees. Goldberg tosses Lesnar across the ring then clotheslines him. Goldberg charges and Brock catches him with a powerslam for a two count. He pounds on Goldberg and tries an F5 but Goldberg slips free and tries a spear, missing and flying to ringside. Brock drives his spine into the post and gets back in the ring. While Hebner is arguing with Brock, Test suplexes Goldberg on the floor and tosses him into the ring. Brock gets a two count and tries a clothesline that Goldberg ducks, then they clothesline each other. Both men are down and slowly get up. Goldberg hits a low blow and Brock staggers, then Jericho snaps his neck off the ropes. As Brock clutches his throat Golberg hits the spear! Jackhammer! 1..2...Test kicks Goldberg in the throat to break up the pin. Goldberg tags out and so does Brock. Cactus Jack rushes in and pounds on Test. Test catches his foot, but Cactus pivots out and clotheslines Test, then tags in Jericho. Jericho shous "Come on you son of a bitch" and kicks Test in the ribs. Test is in pain and Jericho hits a sleeping neckbreaker. 1..2..kickout. He tags Goldberg and he pummels Test in the corner, then whips him into the opposite corner and clotheslines him as he staggers. Goldberg press slams Test! He tries a spear but misses and hits the post, falling to the floor. Test taunts Hebner while Brock gives Goldberg a spinebuster on the floor! He tosses Brock in and Test pins him..1...2...kickout! Test full nelson slams Goldberg...1..2...kickout! Test tries an elbow off the top and misses. Both men are down and slowly rise. Test turns towards Goldberg and gets nailed with a spear! Goldberg signals the end is at hand and hooks up for a Jackhammer, but Test blind tags Brock and hooks the ropes. As Goldberg tries to lift Test Brock clothesline him. He hits a spinebuster and tries to apply the Brock lock but Goldberg punches him repeatedly to block the hold. Brock clotheslines Goldberg out of the ring. With the ref busy, Test nails a chair shot to the head of Goldberg and throws him into the ring, where Brock hits an F5! Instead of pinning him, Brock tags Test, who hits the elbow off the top. 1...2...kickout! Test snaps! As Goldberg gets up he hits a big boot to the top of the head. 1...2...3! GOLDBERG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED TAZZ: No one can take that kind of punishment, even Goldberg. Jericho attacks Test with punches and kicks until Hall tags in and blindsides him with punches. He goes for a fall away slam but Jericho lands on his feet and hits an enziguri. He tags Benoit, who snap suplexes Hall. Hall is down on his side and nearly out. Benoit tries to hook in the crossface as Hall rises, but the Bad Guy counters, hitting a shocked Benoit with a modified two-hand chokeslam. Hall gets Benoit into the NWO corner and tags Nash. Nash works him over with knees and elbows, then a boot choke. He press slams Benoit face first onto the top rope and then, as Benoit is kneeling with his neck over the ropes, Nash runs off the ropes and comes down on his back. Benoit is hurt and Hogan tags in, slamming Benoit, hitting a series of elbow drops and then a back suplex, dropping Benoit on his neck. 1..2..kickout. Hogan tags Test, and he hits a full nelson slam, getting a nearfall. Test pounds Benoit and then tags Hall, who back suplexes Benoit, then applies an abdominal stretch. Benoit refuses to submit and Hall pounds on his ribs before tagging Brock. Brock hits a triple backbreaker on Benoit and pins him for a two count. He then hits a huge spinebuster. 1..2...kickout. Brock applies the Brocklock! Benoit screams in pain as Jericho refuses to help. Benoit looks to be on the verge of tapping but somehow turns Brock over into a pinning combo for a two count. Brock clotheslines Benoit and sets up for the F5, but Benoit slips free into a sunset flip, standing up and trying to lock in the Sharpshooter! Just as he is about to turn Brock over Test clotheslines him in the back. Brock again tries an F5 but Benoit slips free and hits a German suplex! He makes the tag to Cactus! Cactus pummels Brock, but as he runs the ropes Test kicks him in the back and Brock hits a spinebuster. 1..2..kickout. Test tags in and pounds Cactus, then throws him out of the ring. Hogan slams Cactus on the floor and tosses him inside, where Test hits a boot. 1...2...kickout! Test is pissed and tosses Jack into the ropes, where he is caught hanging by his neck. Test moves in and Cactus catches him with a Mandible Claw while he is still hanging! Test struggles deperately and tags Nash, who unhooks the ropes. Cactus falls to the floor where everyone tries to swarm him, but he fights them off. As he climbs to the apron Nash boots him, sending him crashing through the announce table! Hogan throws Cactus into the ring and Nash hits the Jacknife! 1...2...CACTUS KICKS OUT! TAZZ: CACTUS JACK AIN'T HUMAN! Nash tags Brock. Brock goes for the F5 but Cactus counters with the Mandible Claw. He takes a struggling Brock down and Test has to kick him to break it up. Cactus tags Tarzan, and he hits a martial arts kick, sending Brock out of the ring on top of his head! Goto follows and hits the Face First Piledriver on the floor! "HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!" Brock is out and bleeding. Cactus throws him into the ring and Tarzan hits a second Face First Piledriver. 1...2...3 BROCK LESNAER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED As Brock is helped out of the arena, Hall attacks Tarzan. Hall pound on Tarzan and rings his arm until he gets a chop in the throat. Goto kicks him and tags Benoit. Benoit rips into Hall with kicks and chops and then tries a crossbody, but Hall catches him with a Fallaway Slam. Benoit is spent and Hall gives him a backsuplex from the top rope! 1...2..kickout! Hall signals the end and arrogantly sets up for the Razor's Edge. At the last second Benoit shifts his weight, bringing Hall down into a Crippler Crossface! Hall struggles to his knees and Benoit counters into a cruifix pin...1...2..3! Hall is shocked! SCOTT HALL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED Nash slugs Benoit from behind and pounds him in the corner. He hits a sidewalk slam for a two count. Benoit tags Jericho as he is whipped into the ropes and grabs Nash's legs. Jericho hits a crossbody off the top...1..2...kickout. Jericho runs the ropes but Nash boots him. He tries a sidewalk slam but Y2J flips over his shouler and hooks a fullnelson to attempt the Breakdown, but Nash elbows him in the face. Nash tries a boot but Jericho moves and his leg is caught on the top rope. Jericho springboard dropkicks Nash and he tumbles over the ropes, snapping his leg. He is down in pain and Cactus whips his leg into the steps. They get Nash in the ring and then Jericho wraps the injured leg around the post, then applies a figure four on the post in honor of Bret Hart. He breaks and gets in the ring, arguing with Hebner. Nash is still lying with his leg against the post and Goto hits him in the leg with the kendo stick! Nash falls to the floor in pain and Benoit stretches the leg out while Cactus dives off the apron with an elbow on the leg. They throw Nash into the ring and Jericho locks in the Walls of Jericho. Nash is in agony but manages to get to the ropes. Cactus tags in and tries a Double Arm DDT but Nash shoves him into the corner. He tries a Jacknife but Cactus takes out his leg and then gives him a pulling piledriver. 1..2..kickout. Cactus locks in the Mandible Claw on a rising Nash. Nash struggles and Cactus tosses him into the corner, his head hitting the post. Cactus then hits a Double Arm DDT. 1...2...3! COLE: I can’t believe that Jericho’s team is cooperating this well! KEVIN NASH HAS BEEN ELIMINATED It is now dow nto 4 on 2. Hogan and Test look worried but Jake the Snake seems unconcerned. Hogan circles a smiling Cactus Jack. TAZZ: What a huge confrontation this is, Cactus Jack and Hulk Hogan! Hogan and Cactus trade punches. Cactus is punching faster and is in control until Hulk blocks a punch and unloads on Foley. He backs him into a corner but Cactus punches him in the throat and then pummels him in the corner until he is sitting. Cactus charges in with both knees but Hulk moves and Cactus hits the buckles. Hulk hits a series of clotheslines and a powerslam. Cactus kicks out at 2 and tries to kick Hogan. Hollywood catches his leg but Cactus pivots out with a clothesline. He then gives Hulk a swinging neckbreaker. He sets up for the Double Arm DDT but Hogan drives him into a corner. Hogan tries a boot but Cactus ducks and tries for the Mandible Claw, but Hogan holds his wrist back. They struggle and Hogan kicks Cactus in the gut. Hogan tries a clothesline but misses and then they collide head to head. Cactus tags Jericho, who prevents Hulk from tagging out and works him over with kicks in the spine. He goes for the Walls but Hulk kicks him into the corner and then stands up. Hogan unloads with hard shots and then a series of clotheslines. Hogan press slams Jericho! Jericho clutches his back in pain but hits a low blow when Hogan moves in. Hulk doubles over and Jericho hits the Breakdown. 1...2..kickout. Hogan is still in trouble and Tarzan's interpreter distracts the ref while Y2J removes Hulk's belt and whips him repeatedly. He chokes Huk with it but Hogan flips him over his head and gets the belt. He begins whipping Jericho with the belt and Hebner turns around and calls for the bell HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN HAS BEEN DISQUALIFIED! Hogan argues with Hebner, saying Jericho used it first. When Hebner won't change his mind, Hogan bodyslams Hebner! Hebner spasms in pain on the mat as Hogan storms off. Now Test is looking very worried but Jake tells him not to worry, his plan will work. TAZZ: There is no way Test can win this match now Benoit tags in and he and Test go face to face. They trade punches with Test getting the better of it. Test tries to whip Benoit and go for a clothesline, but Benoit ducks and unloads with chops and kicks to the body. Benoit tries to take him down for a crossface but Test blocks and clotheslines Benoit. He then pounds him with hard punches, picks him up and whips him into the corner, following up with a clothesline against the corner and a sidewalk slam. Benoit kicks out of a pin attempt. COLE: I think Chris Jericho would love to see Test eliminate Benoit before they get rid of Test so he can get both of them out of the title hunt. Benoit slips free of a pumphandle attempt and connects with three German Suplexes. TAZZ: That's it for Test Test is spent and Benoit signals the end. He climbs to the top and dives off with a diving headbutt, but Test moves and Benoit hits the mat. Both men slowly struggle to their feet and Test catches Benoit with a pump handle powerslam. 1...2....kickout! Test is in disbelief. He misses a boot and Benoit tries a crossface but Test powers out and lifts Benoit. Benoit counters into the crossface! Test screams in pain as Benoit applies the pressure, shouting at him to tap. Jake pushes the rope forward to Test. Benoit releases the hold and tries to lock it in as Test gets up but Test clotheslines him, then hits a boot that sends Benoit flying out of the ring. While Hebner isn't looking, Jericho hits Test in the back with Tarzan's kendo stick. Benoit gets in the ring and locks in the sharpshooter! Test is screaming but won't tap. TAZZ: If he doesn't tap he'll pass out and there is no one to save him! Suddenly Jericho gets in the ring and hits Benoit in the back of the head with the kendo stick! COLE: What the hell!? TAZZ: You said it earlier, Jericho does not want Benoit to survive this match. Hebner argues with Jericho and he says "You can't disqualify me, he's on my team assclown!" Hebner yells in Jericho's face and Y2J pushes him. Hebner rings the bell! CHRIS JERICHO HAS BEEN DISQUALIFIED! Jericho snaps and puts Hebner in the Walls of Jericho. Hebner is crying and tapping but Jericho will not release the hold. Meanwhile Test pulls himself to his own corner. Goto pulls Jericho off Hebner. He argues with Jericho and then Cactus tries to break it up. Tarzan shoves Cactus! Cactus is furious and picks up Barbie. He threatens Goto, who picks up the kendo stick and calls Cactus to fight! Jake smiles and starts laughing and a smile crosses Test's face. Jericho gets out of the ring and leaves. Cactus and Goto are about to fight as Benoit staggers forward to mediate. Suddenly, Cactus hits Benoit full force in the head with Barbie! Benoit is knocked out and bleeding from a gash on his head. Cactus and Goto laugh and bow to each other in traditional Japanese style as Jake laughs and Eric is irate. They invite Test to pin Benoit. Test hooks the leg...1...2...3! CHRIS BENOIT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED Jake gets in the ring and the four men celebrate. Test gestures around his waist to say he will be the next champion. Jake shakes Test's hand, but suddenly pulls him into a DDT! Jake continues laughing as Cactus puts his foot on Test. 1..2..3 WINNERS: CACTUS JACK AND TARZAN GOTO Jake grabs the microphone as the crowd is shocked. "What you have just seen is my master plan unfolding. Everything that happened in this ring happened exactly as I planned. You see, I set this up from the beginning. Cactus Jack, Tarzan Goto and myself have been in cahoots since No Mercy. Test, you tried to use me to furhter your own career...no one uses Jake the Snake Roberts. In the process, you made the mistake of trusting me, Test...From this moment on we will be known as the Triad of Terror, and we will take what we want, hurt who we want and destroy what we want! Now, I think it's time that we show these people what I mean by Triad of Terror" Cactus Jack locks in the Mandible Claw on Earl Hebner and takes him down, refusing the release the hold and screaming like a madman. Jake wraps Damian around Test and laughs as the Snake squeezes the life out of him. Goto is brutally beating Benoit with the kendo stick, then sits on his back and chokes him with it. Jake signals Damian to release Test, who coughs uncontrollably on the mat. Cactus brings in a light tube and uses it on Test, shattering it over his head! Test screams in pain and clutches his head as blood begins to pour from the wound. Jake repeatedly kicks him in the head and again wraps the snake around him while Cactus and Goto turn to Benoit. Goto brings in a table and then Cactus suplexes the table into Benoit's head! Benoit goes down hard with the table on top of him. COLE: Someone has to stop this! TAZZ: Yeah, go right in there and stop these guys! Jake opens a bag and pours thumbtacks in the ring. Cactus lights Barbie on fire and stares at the flames in a trance... Jake pulls Damian off Test and then Cactus drives the flaming weapon into his face! Test rolls around screaming in agony and Goto points at a rising Benoit. Cactus hits him with the flaming weapon in his bloody face and Benoit is down, screaming in pain. Jake picks up Test and bodyslams him on the thumb tacks! Tarzan Goto picks up Benoit and press slams him onto the tacks! Goto sets up the table and lays Benoit onto it while Jake repeatedly hits Test with the flaming Barbie. Cactus hits an elbow on Benoit, driving him through the table! Goto then picks Test up and gives him a face first piledriver on the thumbtacks! COLE: OH MY GOD! THIS IS SICK! Cactus Jack picks Test up and gives him a double arm DDT into the tacks! Both Benoit and Test are bloody and broken. Jake turns to Bischoff, who has been watching in shock, and calls him into the ring. Goto and Cactus bring a reluctant Eric into the ring. Jake tells him to look on while Cactus tears open Hebner’s shirt, exposing his back. He and Goto drag Hebner, Benoit and Test to the center of the ring, face down. As Eric looks ill, Goto pulls out a huge bottle of clear liquid and Cactus hold the flaming barbed wire board over Benoit. Goto takes a swig of the liquid and spits through the flames, causing flames to hit Benoit’s back! TAZZ: This is sick… Goto moves on and does the same thing to Test, who screams in pain and passes out. They move to Hebner and Goto smiles sickly and spits through the flames, causing the fire to singe Hebner! Jake smiles and extends his hand and Eric shakes his hand as the show goes off the air and Bischoff and the Triad of Terror stand over their victims’ bodies... Return to Main Menu