Here are some funnie pick up lines I found...I do not advise using these unless u like gettin weird looks, gettin slapped, or spending ur saturday nights ALONE...haha...these are just for entertainment purposes...


Is your dad a thief?? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? (Be ready with a snappy response in case they say "Yes.")

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

You must be tired. ["Why?"] You were running through my dreams all night.

Your dad must've been a Baker, 'cause you got a nice set of buns.

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me??

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Can you give me directions? ["To where?"] Your heart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

How 'bout you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up.

Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/shirt/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?

[Look at his/her shirt tag. When they say, "What are you doing?"] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.

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