"Ever since I can remember, I've always wanted to tell stories, but I never had the patience to sit down at a typewriter and write short stories or anything like that. I started writing songs as a way of communicating ideas the best way I could."
"Writing songs is almost medicinal for me; it's the best therapy I can think of."
"If at first you don't succeed, then piss on it."
"I would like to thank my mom for giving birth to me so I can wear tight pants!"
"Welcome to the house of cheese!"
"Kyle's a little stud!"
"I usually get my best ideas when walking."
"Yeah, okay, you're right. We're just a flash in the pan and we're totally untalented. Thank you."
"I've been on the internet twice, maybe three times."
"I just think we have these forgettable faces."
"We don't take ourselves real seriously. It's like a big comic book."
"I failed chorus class and I failed keyboard class, so it's weird that I became a piano-playing singer."
