Death of a Woobie
(with apologies to Bob Marley & Eric Clapton)
Dad killed the Kong-toy,
but he did not get my fav-or-rit one.
Dad killed the Kong-toy,
and when he did he called me some kind of a "son"...
Dad - he picked up all my toys and put them away
be-cause he want-ed to mow the "out",
But he didn't notice that I had
a kong-toy hidden in my mouff.
Yes, I had a kong-toy hidden in my mouff.
AND HE KILLED IT!
(guitar riff)
Dad killed the Kong-toy,
and the sound it make was kind of in-tense.
Dad killed the Kong-toy,
and you should have seen it fly thru the fence.
Dad found my kong-toy when he was mow-ing the lawn,
and when he hit it, it flew really far.
It took-off like a rocket, went thru the fence,
and put a big dent in his com-pan-ny car.
Yes, a big dent in his com-pan-ny car.
AND HE KILLED IT!
(guitar riff)
Dad killed the Kong-toy,
but he should be glad that it was-n't a bone.
Dad killed the Kong-toy,
Now I on-ly get toys made out of sty-ro-foam.
Dad killed the Kong-toy...
Sniff Yah Later,
-The Pakled
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