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Gaud's Log 12/25/01 - Merry Christmas everyone!!!!  I've been enjoying it, I know that much.  Alright, that's a lie, but so what!??!  I wasn't even going to do an update tpday, damn holidays have kept me too busy.  But I'm doing it now because I'm totally pissed off!!!!  This is supposed to be a time for giving, caring, shit like that, not a time for fucking complaining!!  And of course that's all my family's done to me, just running off at the mouth fucking constantly, it's gay and it's pissing me off.  All day I've felt like my brain is fucking crispy, dead, something like that, and all this is testing my last nerve.  Damn....but anyway, we're going to get around to that application stuff soon, we have to get an idea what we're going for.  We, unless I decide to fire The Ferret.  Heh, gotta keep him on his toes.  It's also not too late to fill out one here, since we've been slow about things.  Later all, hope New Years is better than this.....

Gaud's Log 12/16/01 - Ok, to start off, I know we've been delayed in getting those applications judged, so for those of you who entered, there shouldn't be too much longer to wait.  I'll be sure and get up a couple people's stuff for everyone else to see in the next couple days, but the judging might be kind of close.  I've got nothing new to say right now, so I'll just leave you with this subliminal message:                                                                               

Gaud's Log 12/01/01 - This is some crazy shit, man!  So crazy that I don't even want to talk about it.  So I think I'll just skip that for now, it's too scary to think about.  So anyway, what's up with ya'll?  I've been doing way too much to suit me.  But I don't want to talk about that either.  I would stay and chat, but the internet sucks so bad that I don't even want to talk about it.

(Gaud, Gaud, talk about that shit you asshole!!!)
Ferrrt's Log 12-7-01 - Swipe below for secret message:

Why the hell did you swipe you little shit. Don't you have something better to do with your time then swipe my little message. If not, thanks.


Sometime I just make myself laugh. The judging for the contest is soon, or atleast that's what I was told. I wish each of you luck, although you will never be as funny as Gaud or myself, thank you.
Ferret's Log 11/16/01 - I don't have a lot to say today. But here goes anyway, first , nope still nothing. I really can't think of anything so I will skip to the fifth thing: No baby jokes. They are bad, funny the first time you hear them but after they get passed around and they eventualy end up on this site, well they've been used just a little too much. Sixth, I am The Ferret. Not a lot coming to mind so the 13th and final thing i have to say is Wonderboy, what is the secret of your powers. Thank you
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