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The Infamous JWA Questionnaire
(A.K.A. Wolfman Six's Bio):
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What your mother yells to get your attention? Kurt!!! (Same as what my wife yells to get my attention!)
What you usually are known as in the online world? Wolfman Six / Wolfman769
Date you graced Earth with your presence? 290105APR1973 Lima
Your spot on Earth? That's CLASSIFIED information
Homepage? Non-existent as of 151902SEP2005 Lima
What you do to pay the bills? Training Consultant, Training Developer, Wearer of Many Hats at a Software Company; Loving Husband, Wearer of Many Hats at home.
What you wish you could do to pay the bills? Write
What first attracted you to GI Joe? The premiere of "The Mass Device" in 1982, when I was 9 years old and wanting any excuse to play soldier.
Principal character you're devoted to Pick one (Crypto). No, really, pick one (Duke). Come on, stop fooling around and pick one (all of them).
Now, *why* are you devoted to that particular character? One is my original character, one is just cool in my mind, and the rest... well... they're the Joes! What better reason is there?
What was your favorite episode? No specific favorite
Again... *why*? No specific reason
If you could pick one episode to rewrite which would it be and why? I'd like to rewrite a lot of things. Questions on this questionnaire, for one... (Just kidding!)
If you were master of the GI Joe universe, what changes would you make? What is this? Castle Grayskull all of a sudden? I would turn everything on its ear. Because change is good. Change should be embraced. Pay me more money for sharing that little pearl.
You're on restroom duty on base. Would the TP be over or under? Who cares? They keep 'em in those little metal boxes bolted to the walls. I'd worry more about keeping the partitions from falling down at inopportune moments. (Hides screwdriver)
You raid the kitchen in the middle of the night. All there is available is peanut butter. Chunky or creamy? Creamy is good for those "not so fresh" nights. Otherwise, I like my peanut smash chunky, baby. (And I am thinking about a non-G rated line from "Full Metal Jacket" regarding peanuts...)
And what would said peanut butter be on? White or wheat? Freihofer's 7-Grain if I feel like splurging. Otherwise, store-bought, 99-cents-a-loaf, plain-Jane sandwich white. (Which is great for toasting up as the base for S.O.S.)
How do you eat an Oreo? 1) Open mouth.
2) Insert unadulterated, edible materiel.
3) Masticate vigorously, applying liberal amounts of saliva and punctuating all sound effects very loudly.
4) Show onlookers the prepped contents.
5) Gulp loudly, rub belly and yell out "Ahh!"
6) Repeat until standing all alone in the middle of the street.
Which do you prefer: "Tastes Great" or "Less Filling"? If you're talking about beer, both. If you're talking about male anatomy, don't.
If a train leaves Chicago at 10am going 35 mph. And another train leaves Detroit at the same time but goes 55 mph, which one will run over Cobra Commander (who is tied to the tracks halfway between the two) first? Obviously the train from Detroit would reach the midpoint first. As to whether Cobra Commander is actually still there? That's anybody's guess. Come on, ask me a hard one.


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G. I. Joe: Cause and Effect
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Irish Eyes Are Dangerous (Starring Lady Jaye)
 Pre-G.I.Joe
When Specialist-4 Alison Hart-Burnett gets some leave time prior to her new assignment with the G.I. Joe Team, her family is involved in trouble outside the United States.
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Part 1


When The Truth Isn't Skin Deep
Did Lady Jaye really die on the roadside, at the hands of Red Shadow "Dela Eden", on that fateful night in G.I. Joe (DDP) Issue 43?
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Prologue

Chapter 1


G. I. Joe: Origins of a Hero
A story about the origin of the Joes' Top Kick, Duke, as he comes of age in the Vietnam Conflict...
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Chapter 00 - Prologue Chapter 01 Chapter 02 Chapter 03 Chapter 04
Chapter 05 Chapter 06 Chapter 07 Chapter 08  


G. I. Joe: Steeler's Story
What happens when the brooding original tanker of the Joe Team, Steeler, comes to the end of his military career and has to look to an uncertain life ahead? Read on as he searches for love and rethinks himself amid the ongoing battle with Cobra.
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G. I. Joe: The Jersey Devil Encounter
In response to a Halloween fic challenge from 2003 or 2004... Three Joes go out hunting in the Pine Barrens of South Jersey, only to encounter a 300-year-old legend.
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00-Prologue Chapter 01 Chapter 02 Chapter 03 Chapter 04 Chapter 05


Wolfman Six's Shorts
 I'm not talking about my haute couture, such as it is. So please don't ask me: "boxers or briefs?" I'll only reply: "bikini!"

These are all shorter pieces, written about G.I. Joe, for a variety of challenges or creative writing exercises. They are re-presented here for your enjoyment.

An Untitled Lifeline-Snow Job piece
Lifeline, an avowed pacifist, must place his beliefs in check if he wants to survive Cobra.
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The Unthinkable
A teenage girl's diary reflects on an unforgettable day in her life, when a father, a soldier, and a hero, dies.
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Reflections of a Shadow
A G. I. Joe team member travels to Arlington National Cemetery to relive some old memories.
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The Other Valentine
A companion piece to "Reflections of a Shadow", this one is told from another Joe's point of view.
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Ski Outing From Hell
When G. I. Joe needs to take a break from the onset of winter, members of the team find more than they bargained for.
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G. I. Joe: "Underground Vengeance"
Somewhere in New York, the Punisher and the Joes work a mysterious criminal enterprise from both ends. What happens when they meet? Will they work together to defeat Cobra?
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Chapter 01


G. I. Joe: "Protocol Fifteen"
Can a Soviet-trained superhacker find a way to defeat America's best computerized systems? Can the Joes find the superhacker before Cobra?
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G. I. Joe: "Operation Vortex"
Freak weather hits the tranquil Midwest, and Cobra is taking advantage of the destruction. Was Cobra behind it to begin with, and can the Joes stop them before they strike again?
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Chapter 01