George Luca's House of Giggles
Originally when I decided I needed something to do during the "filming" of Episode III, I thought I'd do some monopoly by mail.  But then I thought "Why not make another website?"  "Wolfe" decided to sell his soul to me for 900 years so it's ok that it's only a branch off a Geocities site.  Have fun at my site.
You might know by logic or my innuendo with the quotes up there that Episode III filming is pretty much over.  I'm just keeping the film "un-released" until 2005 so as not to saturate the market (too late?).  Oh well.
A Little "Q and A"

WOLFE:  So Mr. Lucas, I'm really glad I have this opportunity to talk with you.

GEORGE LUCAS: 
Igualmente. Yeah, that's Spanish for "same here."

W: Yeah, I know.  Actually literally it's "equally" but well close enough.

G: Yeah.

W: Anyway, there are some scenes in Episode III that are heavily working in the rumor mill.  Of course, the Obi Wan/Anakin duel.  But let's get beyond that.  I've heard about some more "risque" parts as well.

G:  By "rumor mill" you mean the "insider movie spies?"  (laughing)

W: (laughing) Yeah.

G:It's become a medium based on intrigue really.  As far as the rumored "Anakin and Padme Sex Scene," well, I don't want to be too ambiguous or straight-forward about it's existence or not.  I mean, it's well...just that it's not that important if it is, and it will, with the release of the film, It's a good movie actually.  I like most of the parts.  Sort of a flashback to the previous engagments I had thought about back in 1983 with Han and Leia.  It's not particullarly relevant as to it's existance; it certainly wouldn't be an allusion to the famous/infamous relationship between the "love story" in the Trilogy.  That's behind me as far as film making goes.  It's really not that important.  The audience will be ready for anything by the year 2005 anyway.  I'm really glad E! hasn't picked up on this yet.

W:  Bottom line is the "nerds" want to know if you can see Padme's "jumblies" or not.

G:  If you didn't notice that one of her shirts left "nothing to the imagination", I'm not sure if you can handle the necessary ambiguity of my responses to your questions.  (laughing)  But in all seriousness, all I can say is that the movie will fufill the expectations of the Star Wars audience while adding some welcomed surprises anyway.

W:  One last question for now:  Are you a "nerd"

G:  I don't tend to classify myself as anything, particularly anything that society in general has created.  No I wouldn't say I'm a "nerd," or a "Star Wars Nerd."  Who the hell is "General Dodonna" anyway?

W:  Haha Yes.  Thanks for this little interview.  I'll be looking forward to more in the future.

G: I will as well.  Thank You.
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