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Enjoy the pictures I have up. Email me anytime if you have a comment or question. If you're considering buying one or two to keep as pets beware! Responsible owners are usually struck down within the first few months with a common but incurable disease known to herpers as "reptile fever." The symptoms of this are as follows: 1. Inability to take eyes off reptile 2. Inability to hold conversation with peers without including some comment about reptile 3. Natural association with "weird pets" in that all friends introduce you as "The man/woman friend with the lizard(s)." 4. Rising stress and internal pressure to buy more reptiles. 5. Irrational thinking involving how, where, and when to buy said reptile. (i.e. with rent money, in a petstore on short notice, on Christmas eve, OR with the last five dollars to your name, from a dealer at a reptile show, when the only place to put it is in the kitchen on top of the refridgerator) 6. Immediate (and often irrational) long-term commitment to reptile after gazing in its eyes for nare a second before taking it home on clouds of reptile-fever euphoria! Please take this warning seriously. Said condition has been known to affect if not devastate the career of many Harvard-headed, math-whiz, intellectual, six-figure potential brainiacs who become pennyless herpers after purchasing their first leopard gecko. However, if you have caught this condition, please email me and add to this list of warnings! The public must know. Thanks for stopping by! |