GOATEE-FREE
Goatee-free is a nonprofit organization dedicated to eradicating this senseless disfiguring of good-looking male faces all over the world. Yes it's sad but true; millions of males are unable to remove hair from their chin. But thanks to the revolutionary new GOATEE-FREE system, along with trained consolers and a worldwide support network, GOATEE-FREE is helping stop the spread of goatees before the whole world looks like a professional baseball team.
To good to be true? It can't help me.
NOT SO!
Check below to see how you too can be
GOATEE-FREE in just days
Bob had suffered from an goatee for years, the he tried GOATEE-FREE and just look at him now!
(Results not typical, individual results vary)
Here's how the
GOATEE-FREE
system works.
Years of university studies and clinical testing have developed a system to help all men be GOATEE-FREE!
GOATEE-FREE comes with everything you need. Space age tools for hair removal, a 2 hour instruction video, 6 one hour inspirational tapes, toll free support where you can talk with a trained consoler, and a special bonus 2 hour video filled with testimonials from others who beat this affliction.
HERE'S JUST A SAMPLE
"Thanks to your system I lost my goatee and was elected congessmen.
What?...President?
Ok President
Thanks
GOATEE-FREE!"
"I tried other goatee removel system but they removed all my hair but the goatee. Thanks to your instuctional video I got my hair off my chin and back on my head
Thanks
GOATEE-FREE!"
"I used to stare for hours into a mirror trying to figure out how to remove my goatee. But now my eyes are back to normal.
Thanks
GOATEE_FREE"
"Before GOATEE-FREE I had no confidence. But your inspirational tapes helped me loose my goatee and get the confidence to start my own business.
Thanks
GOATEE-FREE!"
Still not convinced?
Here's a sample from the instuctional video.
(Cation do not attempt without first viewing the entire video!)
Still confused about how to use the HIGH TECH Equipment?
Thanks to the GOATEE-FREE "shave-buddy" program we can hook you up with someone in your area who can help you thru the ruff spots!
"Once my shave-buddy had my goatee off we worked on other parts
Thanks
GOATEE-FREE"
SPECIAL WEB OFFER!
Others have spent hundreds on ineffective goatee removal systems. But now you can be GOATEE-FREE for just $29.95. Yes $29.95 can get you
GOATEE-FREE
and get you life back!
You get ALL this
12oz can of High Tech Shave creem
Scissors
Spaceage designed razor
Full Collor 2 hour instuction video
6 one hour inspiration/Motivitional tapes
2 Full hours of testimonials on video of people just like you!
Here's more samples!
"I used to hit my head up angainst the wall tryinf to figure out how to get rid of my goatee.
But thanks to you I'm headache free and
GOATEE-FREE!"
"I used to live in an evil parallel universe till I got rid of my goatee. I't was just the lodgical thing to do,
Live long and prosper
GOATEE-FREE!"
"I used to pull my cap down to hide my goatee, but then I couldn't see where i was going! But now I'm GOATEE-FREE and I can see the world around me"
"People used to think I looked like the anti-christ because of my goatee.
But thanks to your system I'm
GOATEE-FREE"
So Call 1-800-GOT-FREE NOW!
Use your credit card and get an extra space age designed razer FREE! Thats a $10 value to help keep you GOATEE-FREE for one extra month!
Don't settle for imitation goatee removel systems. Look what happened to Bill!
"I tried a cheeper brand and all it did was change the color of my gaotee, Now I'm
GOATEE-FREE!"
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"People used to think I was gay because of my goatee. Now no one knows.
Thanks
GOATEE-FREE!"
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