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Goatee-free is a nonprofit organization dedicated to eradicating this senseless disfiguring of good-looking male faces all over the world. Yes it's sad but true; millions of males are unable to remove hair from their chin. But thanks to the revolutionary new GOATEE-FREE system, along with trained consolers and a worldwide support network, GOATEE-FREE is helping stop the spread of goatees before the whole world looks like a professional baseball team. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
To good to be true? It can't help me. NOT SO! Check below to see how you too can be GOATEE-FREE in just days |
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Bob had suffered from an goatee for years, the he tried GOATEE-FREE and just look at him now! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
(Results not typical, individual results vary) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Here's how the GOATEE-FREE system works. |
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Years of university studies and clinical testing have developed a system to help all men be GOATEE-FREE! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
GOATEE-FREE comes with everything you need. Space age tools for hair removal, a 2 hour instruction video, 6 one hour inspirational tapes, toll free support where you can talk with a trained consoler, and a special bonus 2 hour video filled with testimonials from others who beat this affliction. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
HERE'S JUST A SAMPLE | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
"Thanks to your system I lost my goatee and was elected congessmen. What?...President? Ok President Thanks GOATEE-FREE!" |
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"I tried other goatee removel system but they removed all my hair but the goatee. Thanks to your instuctional video I got my hair off my chin and back on my head Thanks GOATEE-FREE!" |
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"I used to stare for hours into a mirror trying to figure out how to remove my goatee. But now my eyes are back to normal. Thanks GOATEE_FREE" |
"Before GOATEE-FREE I had no confidence. But your inspirational tapes helped me loose my goatee and get the confidence to start my own business. Thanks GOATEE-FREE!" |
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Still not convinced? Here's a sample from the instuctional video. (Cation do not attempt without first viewing the entire video!) |
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Still confused about how to use the HIGH TECH Equipment? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Thanks to the GOATEE-FREE "shave-buddy" program we can hook you up with someone in your area who can help you thru the ruff spots! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
"Once my shave-buddy had my goatee off we worked on other parts Thanks GOATEE-FREE" |
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SPECIAL WEB OFFER! Others have spent hundreds on ineffective goatee removal systems. But now you can be GOATEE-FREE for just $29.95. Yes $29.95 can get you GOATEE-FREE and get you life back! You get ALL this 12oz can of High Tech Shave creem Scissors Spaceage designed razor Full Collor 2 hour instuction video 6 one hour inspiration/Motivitional tapes 2 Full hours of testimonials on video of people just like you! Here's more samples! |
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"I used to hit my head up angainst the wall tryinf to figure out how to get rid of my goatee. But thanks to you I'm headache free and GOATEE-FREE!" |
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"I used to live in an evil parallel universe till I got rid of my goatee. I't was just the lodgical thing to do, Live long and prosper GOATEE-FREE!" |
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"I used to pull my cap down to hide my goatee, but then I couldn't see where i was going! But now I'm GOATEE-FREE and I can see the world around me" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
"People used to think I looked like the anti-christ because of my goatee. But thanks to your system I'm GOATEE-FREE" |
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So Call 1-800-GOT-FREE NOW! Use your credit card and get an extra space age designed razer FREE! Thats a $10 value to help keep you GOATEE-FREE for one extra month! Don't settle for imitation goatee removel systems. Look what happened to Bill! |
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"I tried a cheeper brand and all it did was change the color of my gaotee, Now I'm GOATEE-FREE!" |
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"People used to think I was gay because of my goatee. Now no one knows. Thanks GOATEE-FREE!" |
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