Vincent Lee's Internet & Computer Section

True story from a Novell NetWare SysOp...

Caller: Hello, is this Tech Support?

Tech Rep: Yes, it is. How may I help you?

Caller: The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?

Tech Rep: I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?

Caller: Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer.

Tech Rep: Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?

Caller: It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it.

At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he could not stand it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive.

More about HTML

  1. A beginner's Guide to HTML
  2. HTML Help by The Web Design Group
  3. JHU/APL's WWW & HTML Developer's JumpStation-Page 1
  4. How to write HTML files
  5. htmlgoodies.com
  6. HTML Documents: A Mosaic Tutorial
  7. The World Wide Web Initiative: The Project
  8. Anthony's HTML links
  9. P a p e r S o f t w a r e
  10. HTML Writer Home Page
  11. Microsoft Internet Assistant -- a free add-in for Microsoft Word that makes it easy to create and edit great-looking documents for the Internet and intranets right from within Micros oft Word

CGI (Common Gateway Interface)

  1. The Common Gateway Interface
  2. CGI/1.1 test script report

3-D

  1. 3DSite

Perl

  1. www.perl.com -- Programming Republic of Perl

Java

  1. Java
  2. Sun's Java Page
  3. Java(tm) - Programming for the Internet
  4. The Java Tutorial

  5. WorkShop Developer Products

USB

  1. USB -- Universal Serial Bus Overview
  2. ZMM USB tecnology

On-line communities: Java-powered chat groups

Handy Dandy Pages...

Are you wondering how to make transparent background images? Take a look at this document prepared by Melmac or you may want to download giftrans.exe from its file directory. Well, since we're talking about something fancy, you may also want to check out Willow Glen Graphics to see how you can creat e an interactive PolyForm. ^_^

Free Email Services

Putting up a Home Page for Free

Or pay big bucks for http://www.Your_Domain_Name.com

Faxing People for Free

Phone-to-Phone Communications via the Internet

Home Page validation services

World Wide Web Browsers

Take a look at the cable modem now being offered by Videotron Communications Limited

Plug-Ins

Download...

More on Programming...

How to program in "C":
  1. Use lots of global variables.
  2. Give them cryptic names such as: X27, a_gcl, or Horace.
  3. Put everything in one large .h file.
  4. Implement the entire project at once.
  5. Use macros and #defines to emulate Pascal.
  6. Assume the compiler takes care of all the little details you didn't quite understand.

How to debug a "C" program:
  1. If at all possible, don't, let someone else do it.
  2. Change majors.
  3. Insert/remove blank lines at random spots, re-compile, and excecute.
  4. Throw holy water on the terminal.
  5. Dial 911 and scream.
  6. There is rumour that "printf" is usefull, but this is probably unfounded.
  7. Port everything to CP/M.
  8. If it still doesn't work, re-write it in assembler. This won't fix the bug, but it will make sure no one else finds it and makes you look bad.
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